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Squigs Mite Fly
Skills Pending [L] Squig


Location: Mount Squighorn
Nickname: Da Mities
Stadium: Da Abbatoir
Surface: Bloodied dirt

Colors: Red 'n' Blak or Blak 'n' Red (we ain't picky)
Sponsor: Smell Gas & Oil
Rivals:


TEAM BIO

Originally a squig farm and abattoir by the name of Bad Manners Farm, this fine establishment was run down and mismanaged by its owner, Mista Jones. An enterprising squig herder, Old Major, incited a revolution to take over the ownership. Not believing what was happening, Mista Jones spluttered "Squigs mite fly!". Sadly for him, a squig tried to, however instead landed squarely on Mista Jones.

Old Major took over as proprietor, renamed it Squigs Mite Fly Farm and Abbatoir, and soon turned its fortunes around by manufacturing a popular new food: Sqam. Before long, the farm was a thriving, prosperous, and bustling place full of happy squigs. So many, that Old Major had to look for additional housing.

Instead, canny Old Major decided to send some of the squigs (and their handlers) away supposedly as a touring Blood Bowl team, but actually for the sole purpose of commercial promotion for the farm - they were truly terrible at the game. He also built a stadium for the same purpose and for the tax breaks.

The Mities are not very flighty, but are very fighty, and definitely bitey.

TROPHY ROOM

Yoo is jokin', rite?

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

Er, Stinkiest Team? Is that a record?

SPONSOR


Squigs Mite Fly are proudly sponsored by your friendly, local multinational corporation: Smell Gas & Oil.

Here at Smell, we source and harvest only wild Squigs from the Squigs Mite Fly Farm and Abbatoir for the finest, natural, and naturally toxic gas and oil - for all of your heating, cooking, dining, and pyromantic needs at a reasonable(y expensive) price.

When you think of gas, think of Smell! 👍

Disclaimer: Smell will not be held responsible or accountable for any diarrhoea, burns, hallucinations, poisoning, explosions, or any psychological, physical, or other damage or harm caused to person/persons/property. Just forget about it. We have big lawyers who use pointed words and pointier knives to get you to decease and desist.
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Sir Squigsalot & Squigso Rosso
Squig Hopper
6 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Claws, Monstrous Mouth, Pogo Stick
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
2
Hogzilla
Giant Squig
3 6 4+ - 11+
Ball & Chain, Claws, Monstrous Mouth
Mighty Blow
   10 0 0 0 4 0 9/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
3
Squigsy
Giant Squig
3 6 4+ - 11+
Ball & Chain, Claws, Monstrous Mouth
Mighty Blow
   9 0 0 0 6 0 12/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
4
Khornfed
Squig
5 3 3+ - 10+
Claws, Monstrous Mouth, Pogo Stick, Really Stupid
Dodge
   10 0 0 0 5 1 14/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
5
Bebop
Squig
5 3 3+ - 10+
Claws, Monstrous Mouth, Pogo Stick, Really Stupid
Dodge
 n 3 0 0 0 1 1 6/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
6
Merlin the Happy Squig
Spore Squig
5 3 3+ - 8+
Defensive, Dodge, Foul Appearance, No Hands, Pogo Stick
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Squignite
Gobba Squig
2 5 5+ 3+ 10+
Bombardier, Claws, Kick Team-mate, No Hands, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon
   10 0 0 0 1 1 6/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
8
Squamhock
Looney
6 2 3+ 6+ 8+
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Dirty Player
 n 9 0 1 0 0 1 7/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
9
Napoleon
Goblin
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   10 0 1 0 2 0 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
10
Old Major
Goblin
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Snowball
Goblin
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
   4 0 0 0 2 1 8/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
12
Squealer
Goblin
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
 n 9 0 2 0 2 1 14/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
13
Minimus
Goblin
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
   10 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
14
Porky
Goblin
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14 players Bribery and Corruption
Coach: The_Squigadier Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Squig Dedicated Fans: 4  
Current Team Value: 1240k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 565k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1240k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:10 (5/2/3) |TD Diff:6 (15 - 9) |Cas Diff:15 (17/13/3 - 10/8/0)
Last Opponent: Da Nibz