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1. 'ISTRY The Drakwald 'Ardboyz are renowned throughout the orc lands for their (comparatively) glamorous stadium and beautiful cheerleaders. They started out in 2461 as a branch of the Ironjawz clan preferred to run headlong into one another rather than sever limbs with rusty blades. They soon added some armour, to make it hurt more. This led to the emergence of the 'Ardboyz clan, whose Chieftain, Chukka Chonez, owns and operates the 'Ardboyz franchise. They managed to 'acquire' the Drakwald Dome from its previous tenants - the Destitute Halflings Orphanage - and, after they had ripped out the cots, playrooms, bunk beds, and anything else that those pathetic runts needed, they built a magnificent testament to their ambition, catering for 60'000 fans - or more if they don't mind some mild trampling. 2. STASH TEAM AWARDS Nuffink yet. PLAYER AWARDS No-wun yet. 3. YEARZ 2461: Drakwald 'Ardboyz franchise established 2524: Entered into the inaugural Greenskins Draft Rumble 4. BESTS BESTEST PLAYAZ Most Matches - xxx (xxx) Most MVPs - xxx (xxx) Most Touchdowns - xxx (xxx) Most Touchdowns Scored in One Game - xxx (xxx) Most Rushing Yards - xxx (xxx) Most Blocks - xxx (xxx) Most Completions - xxx (xxx) Most Casualties - xxx (xxx) Most Deaths Suffered in One Game - xxx BESTEST STUFF Biggest Win - xxx Biggest Defeat - xxx Highest Score - xxx Longest Winning Streak - xxx Longest Undefeated Streak - xxx Longest Losing Streak - xxx HEAD-TO-HEAD RECORDS Averland Bat-Squigs - Badlands Black Feathers - Carcasonne Snarlfangs - Couronne Boars - Estalia Gutrippers - Iron Crag Clawz - Karak Azgaraz Fanatics - Mount Gunbad Big 'Uns - Nordland Skull Smasherz - Ostermark Squeelers - Reikland Steelclawz - Sartosa Kraken - Sylvania Gloomfangs - Talabec Tyrants - Tilean Sea Piratz - World's Edge Kommandoz - Zaragoz Goats - 5. DRAFT Season I: Gorr Skullgrinda; Lineman; Nordland - 31 spp - 1st round, 19th pick Trugg Wartface; Fanatic; The Marshes of Madness - 16 spp - 2nd round, 20th pick Kragg oremaw; Thrower; The Black Gulf - 31 spp - 3rd round, 54th pick Urza Spinechoppa; Big 'Un; The Badlands - 51 spp - 4th round, 55th pick Dror Bloodsmasha; Bruiser; Caves of the Unspoken Horror - 31 spp - 5th round, 87th pick Blurgh Rockbelly; Troll; Drakwald Forest - 16 spp - 6th round, 88th pick Murzog Ironblood; Blitzer; Skull River - 16 spp - 7th round, 112th pick ('Mr. Irrelevant') 6. OLD 'UNS
7. DEAD 'UNS We pay tribute to those who died representing the 'Ardboyz franchise over the years. Season I: 8. KILLZ Here are those puny losers who were crushed by the mighty 'Ardboyz. Season I: 9. LEGENDZ The loyal fans of the Unicorns - the Übersreik Ültras - recently held a vote to select the greatest roster in the franchise's history. After many late nights and violent arguments, the final 16 - and 2 stand-bys - could be named.
10. DA DOME The 'Ardboyz brag that they are the most famousest and bestest orc team and that everyone loves them, but, really, nobody likes them and everyone wants them to fail. The Drakwald Dome is one of the largest in the Greenskins Draft Rumble. 11. SPONSOR Drakwald 'Ardboyz are pleased to be supported by Mekboyz Gubbins - the preeminent brand of retailers in all of Drakwald. Mekboyz offers everything for the discerning orc family. Selling almost anything and everything (for the right price) the Mekboyz know a bargain! And they don't just sell tools, weapons, hardware, armour, or snacks! Now in stock... Warpstone-powered skatesquigs! Orca-Cola in bottles, cans, or skaven-skin flasks! Orcidas Soopastarz in a variety of sizes! 'ED COACH Jayzun Garotte LEAGUE NORTH DIVISION DID YOU KNOW? The 'Ardboyz chose to play in blue, silver, and white due to the location of their stadium. In the depths of the Drakwald forest, blue and silver would make them easier to see in the swirling mists. White was chosen because it looks good soaked in blood. DID YOU KNOW? The club are proudly sponsored by the preeminent name in stylish, fashionable, functional athletic clothing; Le Gob Sportif, who equip the players and coaching staff with a wide range of jerseys, boots, berets, cravats, puffer jackets, and gloves.  DID YOU KNOW? The star logo was inspired by the Twin Tailed Comet which destroyed the city of Mordheim in 1999 IC. This auspicious date was viewed as the start of a new era of orc dominance, as Gork and/or Mork must have sent the meteor to krush the 'oomans! DID YOU KNOW? The Drakwald Dome was forged by kind and skilled dwarves to house thousands of destitute halflings, in the wake of numerous invasions of The Moot. Having built it, the dwarves left and, a few decades later, the orcs equally generously relieved it from the halflings' possession. Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet templates by Thom_Darkness. |
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Troll
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4 | 5 | 5+ | 5+ | 10+ | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate Stand Firm, Multiple Block |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 20/31 | 130k
(110+20)k |
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| 2 |
Orc Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity, Block Frenzy, Pile Driver |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 18/31 | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 3 |
Orc Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity, Block |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 4 |
Orc Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity, Block |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 5 |
Orc Blitzer
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5 | 4 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity, Block +ST, Mighty Blow |
-ma, m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16/31 | 170k
(0)k |
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| 6 |
Big 'Un Blocker
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5 | 4 | 4+ | - | 10+ | Animosity Thick Skull, Frenzy, Brawler, Pile Driver |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 51/76 | 130k
(90+40)k |
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| 7 |
Big 'Un Blocker
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5 | 4 | 4+ | - | 10+ | Animosity |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 90k
(90+0)k |
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| 8 |
Big 'Un Blocker
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5 | 4 | 4+ | - | 10+ | Animosity |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 90k
(90+0)k |
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| 9 |
Black Orc
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4 | 4 | 4+ | 5+ | 10+ | Brawler, Grab |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 90k
(90+0)k |
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| 10 |
Black Orc
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4 | 4 | 4+ | 5+ | 10+ | Brawler, Grab |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 90k
(90+0)k |
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| 11 |
Black Orc
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4 | 4 | 4+ | 5+ | 10+ | Brawler, Grab |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 90k
(90+0)k |
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| 12 |
Orc Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity Block, Fend, Guard |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 31/51 | 80k
(50+30)k |
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| 13 |
Goblin Bruiser
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7 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull Sure Feet, +MA, Nerves of Steel |
1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 34/51 | 95k
(45+50)k |
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| 14 |
Orc Thrower
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 3+ | 9+ | Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands Sprint, +MA, Nerves of Steel |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 31/51 | 115k
(65+50)k |
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| 15 |
'Ooligan
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6 | 2 | 3+ | 6+ | 8+ | Dirty Player, Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 65k
(65+0)k |
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| 16 |
Fanatic
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3 | 7 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16/31 | 100k
(70+30)k |
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| 15 players (+1 player missing next game) | Badlands Brawl | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 1 (0/1/0) | | | TD Diff: | 0 (1 - 1) | | | Cas Diff: | 0 (0/1/0 - 0/1/0) |
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| Last Opponent: Ostermark Squeelers [GDR] | |||||||