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Rollin' Thunder
Roster [X2] Chaos

In the dim darkness of 2499, a long-standing spat between some Ork chuckleheads and Capitolist Pigdog Dwarves had once again come to the head which was the "Kripple Peak Invitational"

In a far off pub, a coach by the name of "Alan Greenspan" had an idea, nay, a dream (or nightmare, depending on how you look at it). To bring violence and untold calamity to those intrepid warriors of the KPI. Death would ride it's carrion waves under the ominous rumble of "Rolling Thunder"

At the end of 2499, a new name was known. That of "Rolling Thunder" and Teefs Carcusrot. At the end of their rampage, the facist Ork and Dwarven establishment refused to pay out the winnings or trophy, and "Rolling Thunder" was left to exact it's payment in blood.


In 2500 <A Href="http://www.woodenmen.org/kripple/">Kripple Peak 00</a> again reared it's ugly head. Having failed to win enough money (being stiffed by "The Man") in the previous season, it was time for "Rolling Thunder" To exact it's rage (it hadn't already?) on the tournament as a whole. Under the able 'leadership' (which involves a lot of mooing) of <A Href="http://www.woodenmen.org/kp01/starplayer.asp?pid=3">Gore Bloodclot</A>, Teefs and crew sharpened up their fangs and claws, and prepared to bathe the field in blood.

During the Semi Finals, the drug-crazed witch elf, <A Href="http://www.woodenmen.org/kp01/starplayer.asp?pid=2">Eva Blackheart</a> triped poor Teefs and sent him reeling into the waiting "arms" of the crowd.

By the time the apothocary got to the scene, Teefs' adoring 'fans' had torn him hoof from hoof. Never to be seen again. His reputation would go on though, having scored 17 casualties in only 10 games.

Not to be outdown, a new sherrif was in town. Fester Gravel-eater. Fester did his best to fill in where Teefs had left off, and helped take the team to yet another Kripple Peak Victory! Alas, the stingy establishment, yet again, refused to pay their promised spoils.

Left bereft of their biggest star, and honestly short on teams that would even play them anymore. "Rolling Thunder" fell apart as various people persued "solo" carriers. Gore became a freebooter. Fester went on to a failed singing career. The minotaurs found out that one of them was a girl, and made baby minotaurs. It was a time of rebirth.

Now it's 2504, and the hills ring for the next incarnation of Kripple Peak. The (now) poor and slovenly old members of "Rolling Thunder" (sans poor Teefs) have banded together again, with their eyes set on "dem Orkz is going to pay us one of dees dayz! Mooooo!"
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gore Bloodclot
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(50)k
  
2
Mux 'Dr. Giggles' Dud
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(50)k
  
3
Fester Gravel-eater
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(50)k
  
4
Ek 'Lover' Berkowitz
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(50)k
  
5
Slagh Eyesore
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(50)k
  
6
Nog 'Luscious' Sheezy
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(50)k
  
7
Bizie Monkeyspank
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(50)k
  
8
Slimey ToadBlight
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(50)k
  
14
Maximus Ornfiend
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(110)k
  
15
Baron Grozie
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(110)k
  
16
Angus Goregaszm
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Project_Mercy Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1000k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:0 (0/0/0) |TD Diff:0 (0 - 0) |Cas Diff:0 (0/0/0 - 0/0/0)