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Fresh off the work release farm, the Stealing Steelers are touring stadiums looking for the easy score ... errr, loot from ticket sales. This is the second incarnation of the work release program teams ... the first was the "Stealin' Steelers", who were apprehended after some all points bulletins went out for illegal ruffing of the ticket box salesman, possession of illegal game contraband ("I'm sorry your honor I though gromril knuckles were allowed!"), and kidnapping the Orc and Ogre team cheerleaders (Hey big ugly chicks need to see the world too, why are all groupies elven lasses?). Lost game 1 to Amazones. Yeah the penal possee was whipped by the Girlies. Stars of the Game Clyde Barker with the 1st RIP for the team. Drivin MsDaisy scored the teams 1st TD. and Shotgun our thower was put onthe injured convicts list. Lost Game 2 to AThe human team Humanetes Majetes. Opposing coach should take dance lessons and lessons from congress on how to waste time. Star players were Drivin MsDaisy with a casualty and Fumblin Fingers Freddy who only rushed for 2 yards. The team can only go up from here. Lost game 3 to a DE team. Stars include Shotgun with 3 completions, Fumblin Fingers Freddy rushed 13 yds, for 1 TD, and teams 1st Skill. Caused 3 casualties with a RIP trying to get away from the probation officers. Fouls were in play givin' a chance. Lost game 4 to another DE team. Two linemen, Alfonzo Misdemeanor and Lefty Sorenson skilled up after this grueling defensive match up. Great opposing coach. Game 5 tied a Chaos team that was playing very rough. Drivin MsDaisy had a completion and skilled up. Shotgun Malone skilled up as well. After Game 5 another catcher Sprintin' Wheelman, a brother of one of the other players, was added to increase the teams offensive speed and their chance of getting away with a larcenous victory that has eluded the team so far. Game 6 tied a human team. Very few casualties and no fouls. Freddy scored a team 2 TD in a single game, the 1st time the Steelers have earned more than one goal. He also received the teams first second skill after rushing for 20 yards. Bonnie eaned his first skill holding the line of scrimmage. Game 7 was a narrow loss to a Skaven team. few if any fouls were thrown by the Steelers because they were so busy trying to keep up with the rats. Shotgun missed the long bomb in the TD that would have tied the game in the final seconds. Speedy and Bugsy both earned their first skill in this match. Score Steelers 1 - Rats 2. Team reorganized after this match, four line men retired. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Lineman
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6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | +ST |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6/ | 100k
(135)k |
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3 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block Tackle |
  | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 7/ | 110k
(120)k |
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4 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
n, m | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 90k
(0)k |
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6 |
Catcher
|
8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge Side Step, Break Tackle |
  | 8 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 20/ | 120k
(140)k |
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7 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
  | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 90k
(95)k |
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8 |
Catcher
|
8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 70k
(85)k |
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10 |
Thrower
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Safe Throw |
  | 7 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 15/ | 90k
(115)k |
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12 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Strip Ball |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/ | 70k
(70)k |
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15 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 70k
(70)k |
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16 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
n | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 70k
(58)k |
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9 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 8 (0/2/6) | | | TD Diff: | -10 (7 - 17) | | | Cas Diff: | 6 (10/5/2 - 4/4/3) |
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Last Opponent: Rat Bull |