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Einsteins Cousins
Retired [X2] Orc

This team is cursed by Nuffle himself and he a**f**** them from time to time.

The Assfu**ing continues 7 of the last 9 games with Handicaps got me Virus.
<table align="center"><tr><td><table border="5"><tbody><tr><th colspan="6">Aging rolls</th></tr><tr><th width="16%">Roll at</th><th width="16%"># of Rolls</th><th width="27%">Expected Age rolls (in%)</th><th width="21%">Rolls Resulted in Aging</th></tr><tr><td><center>1st Skill</td><td><center>17</td><td><center>0,47 or 2,78%</td><td><center>0 or 0%</td></tr>
<tr><td><center>2nd Skill</td><td><center>14</td><td><center>1,17 or 8,3%</td><td><center>1 or 7,1%</td></tr><tr><td><center>3rd Skill</td><td><center>9</td><td><center>1,5 or 16,7%</td><td><center>3 or 33,3%</td></tr><tr><td><center>4th Skill</td><td><center>5</td><td><center>1,39 or 27,8%</td><td><center>4 or 80%</td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr>
<tr><td><table border="5"><tbody><tr><th colspan="6">All Time Hall of Fame</th></tr><tr><th width="26%">Pic</th><th width="6%">#</th><th width="17%">Name</th><th width="11%">SPP</th><th width="20%">Status</th><th width="20%">Spezial</th></tr>
<tr><td><center><b><img src="http://bloodbowl.jdp.free.fr/skedus/sj/pics/icons/oblitzer1b.gif"></b></td><td><center>12</td><td><center>Energy=Mass*Hungry</td><td><center>61</td><td><center>Active</td><td><center>-av</td></tr>
<tr><td><center><b><img src="http://bloodbowl.jdp.free.fr/skedus/sj/pics/icons/oblitzer1.gif"></b></td><td><center>11</td><td><center>Energy relates to me or not?</td><td><center>58</td><td><center>Active</td><td><center>n</td></tr>
<tr><td><center><b><img src="http://bloodbowl.jdp.free.fr/skedus/sj/pics/icons/oblitzer1.gif"></b></td><td><center>13</td><td><center>Energize Me</td><td><center>56</td><td><center>Active</td><td><center>n</td></tr>
<tr><td><center><b><img src="http://bloodbowl.jdp.free.fr/skedus/sj/pics/icons/oblitzer1b.gif"></b></td><td><center>14</td><td><center>Energy for me</td><td><center>56</td><td><center>Retired</td><td><center>n</td></tr>
<tr><td><center><b><img src="http://bloodbowl.jdp.free.fr/skedus/sj/pics/icons/othrower1.gif"></b></td><td><center>6</td><td><center>The curve off the ball is calculated ermm</td><td><center>56</td><td><center>Retired</td><td><center>n</td></tbody></table></td></tr>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chemistry wont buy me food
Lineman
5 4 3 9
+ST, Block
   9 0 3 0 3 1 20/ 120k
(138)k
  
2
Relativity What?
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Kick, Pass Block
   38 0 0 0 6 7 47/ 110k
(123)k
  
3
Dont care about Neutrons
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block
   38 0 0 0 5 3 25/ 140k
(122)k
  
4
I will relativly shrink you
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
   37 0 2 0 8 1 27/ 120k
(128)k
  
5
I will relativly hurt you
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow
 n 38 0 1 2 10 1 32/ 140k
(115)k
  
6
The curve off the ball is calculated ermm II
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
7
Fly Electron Fly
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Catch
   37 2 0 0 0 5 27/ 80k
(90)k
  
8
Atomic Throw or Atomic Drop
Thrower
5 3 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, +AG, Block
   25 35 0 1 1 2 49/ 150k
(165)k
  
9
Physics or Psychic
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   10 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 70k
(70)k
  
10
Nuffle is biological waste
Lineman
5 3 4 9
+AG
   3 1 0 0 1 1 8/ 90k
(90)k
  
11
Energy relates to me or not?
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Stand Firm
 n 38 0 7 1 10 3 58/ 180k
(148)k
  
12
Energy=Mass*Hungry
Blitzer
6 4 4 8
Block
+ST, +AG, Tackle, Guard
 -av, m 36 1 11 1 11 1 63/ 210k
(0)k
  
13
Energize Me
Blitzer
6 3 4 9
Block
+AG, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodge
 n 35 6 13 0 3 1 56/ 190k
(152)k
  
14
Energy for me II
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Frenzy
   5 1 1 0 1 0 6/ 110k
(95)k
  
15
I will relativly maim you
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   17 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 100k
(100)k
  
16
I will relativly do you no good
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Tackle, Guard
 n 34 0 0 0 11 4 42/ 140k
(119)k
  
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Telcontar Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2350k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:38 (14/8/16) |TD Diff:-1 (49 - 50) |Cas Diff:39 (50/27/16 - 33/11/10)
Last Opponent: Black 'n' Tans