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Big Funny Hats
Retired [X] Chaos Dwarf

Our hats are big
We are short and stumpy

Forget the ball
I wanna kill a mummy

A forward pass?
Stick it up your (censored)!

We can't even rhyme
Or sing this song without messing up completely

But meet us on the pitch
And we'll make you our (censored again)

We'll kick your butt
And we'll take your money
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Break Tackle
  5 0 3 0 0 0 9/ 150k
(173)k
 
2
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Break Tackle
  5 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 150k
(173)k
 
3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
 
4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
 
6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+ST
  4 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 120k
(143)k
 
10
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(90)k
 
11
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block
  5 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 60k
(50)k
 
12
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(30)k
 
13
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   5 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 40k
(30)k
 
14
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Kick
  5 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 60k
(50)k
 
15
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7 m 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
 
16
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dauntless
  5 3 0 0 0 2 13/ 70k
(50)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: skummy Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1370k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (2/1/2) |TD Diff:0 (8 - 8) |Cas Diff:-6 (1/3/2 - 10/2/0)
Last Opponent: Thirteen Ghosts