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Not Quite Mice
Roster [R] Skaven

By the blessed word of the Horned Rat, we rats are servants to the great Warp master who remains unclean in our hearts and warrens. By the grace of the gutter vermin who cheer our name, we are RATS. Not quite mice and not quite men.

Hall of Fame

NameMaStAgAvSkillsGCpTdItCsMvpSppPRBFStatus
Soup Eater9247Dodge, Block, Dauntless, Strip Ball, Horns, Leap301113047937114890Dead
Founding team member and captain. All time leading team completions and MVP. Died to a gang foul to secure a victory just like he always wanted.

NameMaStAgAvSkillsGCpTdItCsMvpSppPRBFStatus
Simon the Rat10257Dodge, +MA, Sprint, Very Long Legs, +AG, Leap189300021092118410Retired
Retired with niggling injury. All time leading team scorer, passer, rusher, skill points. Scored hat tricks in 5 games.

NameMaStAgAvSkillsGCpTdItCsMvpSppPRBFStatus
Dead Soon7337Block, Claw, Tackle40010202530141773Dead
Founding team member and oldest player in team history. All time leading team blocks and casualties. Suffers from deeply ironic name. Died twice in the same match.


Record Holders

TopName#
Games
Dead Soon
40
Completions (66)
Soup Eater
11
Touchdowns (131)
Simon the Rat
30
Interceptions (2)
Plague
Cannon Fodder
1
Casualties (63)
Dead Soon
20
Most Valuable Player (50)
Soup Eater
7
Star Player Points (839)
Simon the Rat
109
Passing (56)
Simon the Rat
21
Rushing (1445)
Livid Quiver
286
Blocks (1117)
Dead Soon
177
Fouls (53)
Lab Rat
13
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Fevered Pitch
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow
   5 0 1 0 4 0 11/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
2
The Fornicater
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   2 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
3
Fuzzy Mold
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
   5 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
4
Frozen in Fear
Lineman
7 3 2 7
Block
 -ag 8 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
5
Barely Alive
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Foul Appearance, +AG
   39 4 3 0 2 2 27/31 120k
(50+70)k
  
6
Choked Chicken
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Dirty Player
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
7
Total Incompetent
Lineman
7 3 2 7 -ag 5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
8
Shaking Boots
Lineman
7 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Simple Bill
Lineman
7 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Retro Disco
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Dauntless, Strip Ball
   10 4 7 0 1 1 32/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
11
Duane LeRoche
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   18 1 11 0 1 0 36/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
12
Livid Quiver
Gutter Runner
10 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
+MA, +MA, Block, Two Heads
   15 5 12 0 1 2 53/76 190k
(80+110)k
  
13
Ample Bosom
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: bitesize Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 18  
Current Team Value: 1720k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 15k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1720k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:49 (35/5/9) |TD Diff:75 (131 - 56) |Cas Diff:-84 (31/29/8 - 80/37/35)
Last Opponent: C is for Cookie!