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<tr align="center"><td rowspan="2"></td><td><table bgcolor="beige" border width="75%"><TH bgcolor="palegreen" colspan=4>Squishy Bouncers</TH></TR><tr><td colspan=2 bgcolor=red>.</td><td colspan=2 bgcolor=yellow>.</td></tr><br /> <tr><th bgcolor="palegreen">Total Team Deaths</th><td>3</td><th bgcolor="palegreen">Head Coach</th><td>King Gratch IV</td></tr><tr><th bgcolor="palegreen">Stadium Name</th><td>The Royal Squig Pit</td><th bgcolor="palegreen">Stadium Size</th><td>5000 Seated + 1000 Standing<td></tr><tr><th colspan=4 bgcolor="palegreen">Team Information</th></tr><tr><td colspan=4><br /> <i>The team was founded by King Gratch IV after witnessing the ferocious appetite of the legendary squig, Don Pedro III, who could chew through 3 whole herding crews in an afternoon...not without burping tho.<br /> <br /> The King rounded up all the the squigs available, and herded them the castle dungoun with the war prisoners, to find the most ferocius of them. The squigs who ate the most prisoners and herders were picked for the Kings bloodbowl team. As part of a practical joke after a night of heavy drinking, a couple of old herders tied the boots of a new started herder to a squig. The tactical coach saw this, and thought it was a great idea for the team! Not only would it allow to field 2 players on the field at the same time, it also allowed for squigs to carry the ball! Unfurtunately the survival rate was rather low, so the team runs past a few bars before each game to get new "volounteers".<br /> <br /> Altho rather unsuccesful in the scoring department, the self inflicted injuries provide a good, clean, family entertainment.</i></td></tr><br /> <tr><th bgcolor="palegreen" Colspan=4>Retired Stars and Food</TH></TR><tr><td colspan=4>Lunchbox Billy, Peg Leg (1SPP)</td></tr><tr><td colspan=4>Cupcake</td></tr><tr><th bgcolor="palegreen">Biggest Win</th><th bgcolor="palegreen">Biggest Defeat</th><th bgcolor="palegreen">Highest Attendance</th><th bgcolor="palegreen">Highest Scoring Game</th></tr><tr><td>1-0</td><td>2-0 (Aganon Archangels)</td><td>68000</td><td>1-0</a></td></tr><tr><th bgcolor="palegreen">Longest Hot Streak</th><th bgcolor="palegreen">Most Injuries Inflicted</th><th bgcolor="palegreen">Most Herders Chewed</th><th bgcolor="palegreen">Top Touchdown Scorer</th></tr><tr><td>1</td><td>Don Pedro III (4, 1 Kill)</td><td>Bouncing Biscuit (2BH, 1Si))</td><td>8 Finger Joe</td></table><br /> |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Squig
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5 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Blood Lust, Claw, Juggernaut, Leap, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Really Stupid, Sprint, Very Long Legs Guard |
  | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/16 | 105k
(343)k |
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2 |
Squig
|
5 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Blood Lust, Claw, Juggernaut, Leap, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Really Stupid, Sprint, Very Long Legs Dodge |
  | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 8/16 | 105k
(338)k |
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3 |
Squig
|
5 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Blood Lust, Claw, Juggernaut, Leap, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Really Stupid, Sprint, Very Long Legs Dodge |
  | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 105k
(338)k |
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4 |
Squig
|
5 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Blood Lust, Claw, Juggernaut, Leap, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Really Stupid, Sprint, Very Long Legs |
  | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 75k
(305)k |
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5 |
Squig Herder
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Catch |
  | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9/16 | 70k
(110)k |
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6 |
Squig Herder
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
m | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(0)k |
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8 |
Squig Herder
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Sure Feet |
  | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/16 | 70k
(110)k |
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9 |
Squig Herder
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 40k
(75)k |
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10 |
Squig Herder
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 40k
(75)k |
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11 |
Squig Hopper
|
6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Blood Lust, Juggernaut, Leap, Pro, Sprint, Two Heads, Very Long Legs Dodge |
  | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 7/16 | 140k
(275)k |
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12 |
Squig Herder
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(75)k |
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13 |
Squig Herder
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
n | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(63)k |
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14 |
Squig Herder
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 40k
(75)k |
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12 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 4 (1/0/3) | | | TD Diff: | -3 (3 - 6) | | | Cas Diff: | 8 (5/5/3 - 2/2/1) |
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Last Opponent: Aganon Archangels |