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Abbott: Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...

Costello: That's what I want to find out.

Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

Costello: Are you the manager?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: You gonna be the coach too?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names.

Abbott: Well I should.

Costello: Well then who's on first?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I mean the fellow's name.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy on first.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The first baseman.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy playing...

Abbott: Who is on first!

Costello: I'm asking you who's on first.

Abbott: That's the man's name.

Costello: That's who's name?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.

Abbott: That's it.

Costello: That's who?

Abbott: Yes. PAUSE

Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman?

Abbott: Certainly.

Costello: Who's playing first?

Abbott: That's right.

Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Abbott: Every dollar of it.

Costello: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy that gets...

Abbott: That's it.

Costello: Who gets the money...

Abbott: He does, every dollar of it. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Costello: Who's wife?

Abbott: Yes. PAUSE

Abbott: What's wrong with that?

Costello: I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: How does he sign...

Abbott: That's how he signs it.

Costello: Who?

Abbott: Yes. PAUSE

Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guys name on first base.

Abbott: No. What is on second base.

Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Abbott: Who's on first.

Costello: One base at a time!

Abbott: Well, don't change the players around.

Costello: I'm not changing nobody!

Abbott: Take it easy, buddy.

Costello: I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?

Abbott: That's right.

Costello: OK.

Abbott: Alright. PAUSE

Costello: What's the guy's name on first base?

Abbott: No. What is on second.

Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Abbott: Who's on first.

Costello: I don't know.

Abbott: He's on third, we're not talking about him.

Costello: Now how did I get on third base?

Abbott: Why you mentioned his name.

Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?

Abbott: No. Who's playing first.

Costello: What's on base?

Abbott: What's on second.

Costello: I don't know.

Abbott: He's on third.

Costello: There I go, back on third again! PAUSE

Costello: Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it.

Abbott: Alright, what do you want to know?

Costello: Now who's playing third base?

Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?

Costello: What am I putting on third.

Abbott: No. What is on second.

Costello: You don't want who on second?

Abbott: Who is on first.

Costello: I don't know. Together: Third base! PAUSE

Costello: Look, you gotta outfield?

Abbott: Sure.

Costello: The left fielder's name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: I just thought I'd ask you.

Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.

Costello: Then tell me who's playing left field.

Abbott: Who's playing first.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
You
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
 
2
Who
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
  1 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 90k
(95)k
 
3
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80)k
 
4
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80)k
 
5
It
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
 
6
His
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
 
7
Her
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
 
8
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
 
9
I
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
 
10
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
 
11
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
 
11 players  
Coach: Shepherd Re-Rolls (80k): 2  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1000k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/1/0) |TD Diff:0 (1 - 1) |Cas Diff:0 (1/0/0 - 1/0/0)
Last Opponent: Khorne Stars