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Diremire Tiresquires
Retired [X] Skaven

From the junkyards to the front lawns of rednecks, skaven (da ratz) live and breed. "les snick'm a teemz a guyz an runz wid da cheezie baaal" is a favorite past time in these ghetto places. Well, the tiresquires try to be a little chivalrous or they would never get games with the elf teams...so they try to play their fun run game with whomever will play. Sometimes there is a dirty player, sometimes not. But anyhow when the squires have such a mate, he is kept in check unless the opposition is a jerk, a cheater, or a git. Then we let the blood flow as we dogpile the offender and institute the "kick s'em n bite s'em" play. (and sometimes if the fans have gotten a little out of control). Otherwise, we honor the money that was given us to start this team by a famous Bretonnian philanthropist and Knight, Lord Talieson Delacroix, and we try to abide by his principles.

-- Former Stars --
Boomer X (vermin) 133 SPP *dead*
Shoop-Aye (gutter) 102 SPP *niggled*
Yum-Yum Chases'em (gutter) 81 SPP *niggled*
Bangr Onda'tinkanz (vermin) 69 SPP *quit*
Chitti Chitti Bang-Bang (gutter) 59 SPP *quit*
Gunner Cheesechucker (thrower) 58 SPP *niggled*
Zoom Zoom Zoom (gutter) 56 SPP *dead*
Skrimmage Wiz'rd (rat ogre) 52 SPP *niggled*

-- Current Stars --
Shoopsey-Doopsey Doo (gutter) 142 SPP

-- Most Current Stars Active at the Same Time --
(4) FOUR (4)

-- Longevity Award --
Bangr Onda'tinkanz
(60 games)

-- Greatest Player Award --
Shoopsey-Doopsey Doo (gutter)
(142 SPP)

-- 50 Game Mark --
23-7-20

Longest winning streak = 6 games
Longest losing streak = 3 games
Most TD's in a game = 5
Most TD's given up in a game = 6
Most cas caused in a game = 10
Most cas against us in a game = 7
Highest gate = 121,000
Most winnings = 100,000
Highest fan factor = 16
Lowest fan factor = 9
Current fan factor = 11
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thunderpaws
Lineman
6 3 3 7 -ma 9 1 0 0 2 0 5/ 50k
(30)k
  
2
Snatch
Storm Vermin
7 3 4 8
Block
+AG
   7 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 130k
(115)k
  
3
Vvvrooooom
Gutter Runner
10 2 5 7
Dodge
+MA, +AG
   6 4 5 0 0 2 29/ 150k
(158)k
  
4
Shoopsey-Dooopsey Doo
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
Block, Side Step, Shadowing, Tackle, Pass Block, Catch
   59 19 28 0 2 7 Legend
142
 200k
(193)k
  
5
Pondaskum Mc'Grabb
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Accurate, Safe Throw
   31 27 0 0 2 2 41/ 130k
(125)k
  
8
Snickersneezes
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block, Dirty Player
 -ma 40 1 0 0 3 4 27/ 90k
(105)k
  
10
R'ot Snazzletooth
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block, Kick
   21 0 3 1 3 1 22/ 90k
(100)k
  
11
Cooter
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(75)k
  
13
Clik'tak
Lineman
7 4 3 6
Block, +ST
 -av, n 53 1 0 0 5 1 16/ 120k
(117)k
  
15
Da-Da Sabertooth
Rat Ogre
7 5 2 8
Big Guy, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal
Break Tackle, +MA, Guard
   32 0 0 0 11 3 37/ 200k
(198)k
  
16
Sniickerfaction
Lineman
7 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(55)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Nuwanda Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1680k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:76 (31/10/35) |TD Diff:6 (161 - 155) |Cas Diff:-15 (94/70/31 - 99/78/33)
Last Opponent: Flowers in the sun