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It was a beautiful, sunny day, the kind that Altdorf is famous for. The birds were singing in the trees, the pennants atop the towers and temples fluttered in the gentle breeze. It was as though the Gods were smiling down upon the whole world.

Hans Nulner felt that the Gods were smiling just for him. He was playing his first game in the Altdorf Premier League, to which his team the Cannons had recently been promoted. His wife and young son watched proudly from the member's stand as he ran across the lush green turf at the Altdorf HyperBole, throwing the ball with the grace of a dancer and the precision of a surgeon. The crowd's cheers echoed around the great arena. It seemed like destiny - Hans would be a star, his family would want for nothing, his son would have the start in life that he never did.

A split-second was all it took. A blur of fists and armour, and Hans lay dead upon the earth in a widening circle of his own blood... a scarlet stain on the bright green of the pitch like a signal to the Gods - stop smiling today, your greatest has fallen. Mitz was seventeen.

Years later, and Mitz has grown into a man. Like his father, he has the grace of a dancer and the precision of a surgeon. Which is not actually very precise, considering what surgeons were like in those days. All hot pokers and leeches, man. Ugh!

Still, one might have helped Hans that day.

Mitz' only talent is the talent of the Thrower. How will he support his mother and sisters if he doesn't play the Great Game? He won't, that's how.

So, when no team would take him because of the bad luck they believed the son of a slain player would bring, he tracked down the players of the Cannons, and reformed them - under the banner of the Altdorf Arquebusiers. And this time, they got a doctor.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Tackle
  2 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 110k
(120)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Tackle
  2 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 110k
(120)k
 
5
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
  2 3 0 0 0 0 3/6 70k
(85)k
 
7
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
  2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 70k
(85)k
 
8
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
  2 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 70k
(85)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 50k
(50)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 50k
(50)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50)k
 
11 players  
Coach: Muadgib Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1040k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:2 (2/0/0) |TD Diff:6 (6 - 0) |Cas Diff:4 (3/2/0 - 1/0/0)
Last Opponent: Tyemdown Torturers