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Hocico
Retired [X2] Dark Elf

Hocico consist of players selected from a tribe of Dark Elves located in a deep cavern in the Underdark called Mexico Cave. The main part of the Hocico players consist of writers, bards and artists.
Notoriously feared for their violent behaviour both on and off the pitch, Hocico's players often get ejected from a game even before the first kick-off just because of their foul language.
Falsy accused of anarchistic ideas and devil-worshipping makes Hocico's reputaton even more hated by the critics and loved by their fans.

Favourite music played during intermissions of Hocico games:

* Absynthe-Minded
* Monsan Myralin
* Disscection
* Carpe Noctem
* Emperor
* Underdark Bathingpool Of Filth
* Witch Elf "Britney Poisoned-Dagger" (with her all-time hit "Baby, bitchslap me one more time").
* A fine selection of their own poems read by the coach of Army Of Lovecraft, a befriended chaos team (but not before everybody had at least 2 and a half crates of Bloodwiser)
* Funker Vogt
* Dulce Luiquido
* Feindflug
* Aslan Faction
* :Wumpscut:
* Many, many others
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Callate El Hocico
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   2 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 90k
(90)k
  
2
Wounds
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
4
Spit As An Offense
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70)k
  
5
Banished
Lineman
5 3 4 8 -ma, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(0)k
  
6
Temple Of Lies
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
7
Espinas Del Mal
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
8
Sencacion De Letargo
Lineman
6 3 4 8 m 2 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 70k
(0)k
  
9
Death As A Gift
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 70k
(70)k
  
10
Sad Scorn
Lineman
6 3 4 8 n 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(58)k
  
11
Poltergeist
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
8 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Woodie Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 850k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:2 (0/0/2) |TD Diff:-8 (0 - 8) |Cas Diff:-7 (0/1/0 - 3/5/0)
Last Opponent: SacroCuore