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Horrible Undead Authors
Retired [X2] Undead

The Horrible Undead Authors are a band of reanimated corpses who wield typewriters as their most deadliest blunt instrument against the intellect of society. Once, long ago, they were hard working, peaceful citizens who at the very least held a constructive role in society. Long since passed on, they have been recalled from their peaceful eternal sleep to wreak bloody havoc upon all that was once sacred in the great canon of English Literature with pages upon pages of trashy shlock.

When they aren't writing horrible tripe, which isn't very often, they spend their spare time on the Blood Bowl gridiron, where they must use overblown plot devices and mind-numbing cliches to outmaneuver their unsuspecting opponents.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter a novel by any of these morons
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Danielle Steel
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(123)k
  
2
J.K. Rowling
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 90k
(105)k
  
3
Dean Koontz
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(105)k
  
4
John Grisham
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
5
Mary Higgins Clark
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(123)k
  
6
James Patterson
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
7
Nora Roberts
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(30)k
  
8
David Baldacci
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
9
Richard Paul Evans
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(40)k
  
10
Terry McMillan
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30)k
  
11
Michael Crichton
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(40)k
  
12
Michael Crichton
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
13
Count von Drakenborg
Star Player
6 5 4 9
Block, Dodge, Hypnotic Gaze, Regenerate, Star
   0 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 180k
(233)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Anklor Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Undead Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1240k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:2 (0/0/2) |TD Diff:-5 (0 - 5) |Cas Diff:-1 (1/1/0 - 2/1/0)
Last Opponent: Sorgenkinder