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Survivor Series
Retired [X2] Ogre

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The Survivor Series is a tradition dating back to the Worfak War 'Eerd, better known in the land of ogres as the WWE. Every year, groups of Ogres team up and compete in huge tests of strength and endurance, but unfortunately not brains. These 'Matchs' take place in various punishing situations, such as the infamous "Cage Match", a huge steel cage covered in spikes in which two or more ogres wrestle each other until one can climb this mostrosity and escape. However, by far the most common match involves a immense, square slab of granite, which is encircled with squig guts that are stretched and tied around pillars of stone. This "Ring" is usually where many of the matches take place, with the huge muscle-bound competitors crashing into each other, throwing themselves onto their opponents and leaping on top of them from the top of the pillars. Not exactly the wrestling seen in the city of Remus, but all in all a very painful experience.
Strangely enough, it is not just the ogres of the WWE that are entered into the Survivor Series; The tribes Goblin community also get involved, although their events almost always are seperated from the Ogre events. They learnt that rule pretty darn quick. The Goblins events are usually daring feats of acrobatic prowess (ie. Who doesn't die when an Ogre throws you at a wall), speed (ie. Can you run away before an ogre throws you at a wall), and agility (ie. Can you wriggle for your life if you cannot outrun the ogre who wants to throw you at a wall). Funnily enough, there is a suprising number of Goblins willing to enter the Survivor Series, as their life-span is incredibly short anyway, and lets be honest it's better than being eaten.

The winners of the Survivor Series are granted a great honour - They are allowed to represent the WWE in the Blood Bowl. All these events leading up to this honour develop the team into the players of the future, training them in essential skills such as ... erm .... well, hitting people hard. Very hard. The goblins form a mix between an arial raiding team, designed for being thrown (with or without the ball) over the enemy to either cause havok or on a really good day perhaps even score, and an annoyance for the enemy, dodging in between players legs and kicking them in the shins before running for their life. And lets be honest, if a 12ft Ogre was standing next to me, I wouldn't pay attention to the goblin either. This year see's a number of hopefulls on their way to the Blood Bowl, with more arriving from the far-off Ogre Kingdoms everyday. However, whether they can translate their natural abiliity to maim, kill and smash everything in their path into an effective blocking line, capable of driving up the pitch and scoring actual touchdowns, remains to be seen for the 'Superstars' of the WWE.

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
The Hulkster
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Piling On
   23 0 2 0 9 0 24/ 160k
(150)k
  
2
Hot Rod
Ogre
5 5 2 8
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Block
 -av 23 0 0 0 9 2 28/ 170k
(143)k
  
3
Sgt Slaughter
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   23 0 1 1 5 0 15/ 140k
(135)k
  
4
The Warrior
Ogre
5 6 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Piling On, +ST
   23 0 0 0 14 4 48/ 210k
(180)k
  
5
Goldberg
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Block
 n 22 0 0 0 5 3 25/ 170k
(123)k
  
6
Rey Rey
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Catch, Sure Feet
 n 19 0 2 0 0 4 26/ 80k
(38)k
  
7
Nunzio
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   23 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(15)k
  
8
Orton
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, Sprint, Catch
   23 1 8 0 1 3 42/ 100k
(75)k
  
9
Juventud
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, Pass
   21 4 0 1 1 2 18/ 90k
(35)k
  
10
John Cena
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   16 0 0 0 4 0 8/ 140k
(135)k
  
11
Christian
Goblin
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST
   23 3 1 1 1 0 10/ 90k
(50)k
  
12
Kurt Angle
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Tackle
   18 0 0 0 5 3 25/ 180k
(143)k
  
13
Batista
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   13 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 140k
(135)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Iscariot Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2090k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:23 (2/2/19) |TD Diff:-42 (14 - 56) |Cas Diff:38 (37/17/7 - 11/6/6)
Last Opponent: Ireland orc4