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Elfkillers
Roster [X2] Chaos Dwarf

Eight mad dwarfes and their followers on a simple but honorable mission, to erase all elfish life from existence!

<b>Elfkillers - Making BBowl worthwhile!</b>


Elf teams played: WE1/HE1/DE1/E1
(For the record: 2/1/1)

Record:
WE-Lineman: 1/2/0 n = 1
WE-Thrower:
WE-Catcher:
WE-Wardancer:

DE-Lineman: 1/0/0
DE-Thrower:
DE-Witch Elf: 1/0/0
DE-Blitzer: 1/0/0

HE-Lineman: 1/0/0
HE-Thrower:
HE-Catcher:
HE-Blitzer:

KOed Elfes: ~17

<b>Death-o-meter: 0
In Hats: 0</b>

Elf-teams in the same rating-range challenged: 5
Refused the challenge: 3

Elf-teams within the same rating range challenged the Killers: 2

<b>List of wimps:</b>


<b>List of Shame:</b>
jimimothybodles (E),


Note: Due to the lack of opponents, unfortunately, the team is forced to accept challenges from races other than elfs now to. They simply wouldnt get any game practice otherwise. Their true intentions havent changed a bit 'though. The Killers are one of the most renowed suppliers of hat-garment and therefore always in need of soft elfish skin - basically these guys take on any elf team that crosses their way.

<b>As everyone knows elfs commit the most and the worst cherrypicks (beside various other unspeakable sick doings):</b>

- Any elf coach that refuses a challenge within the same rating range will add to the questionable reputation the elfish race already enjoys, a public log will be kept on this!
- Any elf coach with a team of at least 11 players who challenges a team in the hands of the Killers headcoach that has less then 11 players and is in the same rating range or above, is assured to have his name put on the Killers public list of whimps letter by letter!
- We all know it from experience: there are plenty of elf coaches who somehow manage to do both on a regular basis, therefore any elf coach who commits the double within a blink is guaranteed to have his name written in public on the list of shame for everyone to see (first challenging a team with less then 11 players on which he'll probably get a handicap also, and then refusing a challenge within the same rating range)!
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Elfpurée
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block
   6 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 150k
(163)k
  
2
Elf Limbs For Toothpicks
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(90)k
  
3
Hat Of Elfskin
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(75)k
  
4
Bonecollector
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(75)k
  
5
Elfskinner
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   6 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 90k
(115)k
  
6
Elfsafari
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
7
Supplier Of Hatmaterial
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   6 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 90k
(115)k
  
8
Blodge! Another Dead Elf
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
9
Bloody Tailor
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 130k
(148)k
  
10
Assistant Of Death
Hobgoblin
6 3 4 7
+AG
   6 3 0 0 1 2 15/16 80k
(70)k
  
11
Butcher
Hobgoblin
6 4 3 7
+ST
   6 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 90k
(125)k
  
11 players  
Coach: chilitamer Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1250k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:6 (2/1/3) |TD Diff:-6 (5 - 11) |Cas Diff:4 (5/2/2 - 1/4/0)
Last Opponent: Hail Mary