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Da' Lowdown Rat'z
Retired [X2] Goblin

Play Book!

Wen Weez got da ball:

Wun - pick it up.............................................................................................
Too - Stop fitien' each uver - jus' wun of yers pick it up!.......................
A few - Effribody run towards da uvver team...........................................
Too on boaf 'ands - It 'em...........................................................................
Boaf 'ands, boaf feet an' yer noze - Keep 'ittin' 'em................................
Lotz - If da ref' blowz 'iz whissle, 'it 'im......................................................
Lotz 'n' lotz - If dere'z no-wun to 'it, see if yooz got da ball.....................
Too zoggin' many - If yooz got it, get wun of dem tuchdurn fings........

Resse... risv... gettin' da ball wen da uvvers 'as gotted it:

Wun - Effribody run towardz da uvver team.............................................
Too - 'It 'em....................................................................................................
A few - Keeps 'ittin' 'em...............................................................................
A few an 'unnuver wun - If da ref' blowz 'iz whissle, 'it 'im.....................
Lotz - If dere's no-wun to 'it, Chekk to see if yooz got da ball...............
Lotz 'n' lotz - If yooz got it, score wun of dem tuchdurn fings................

Speshul Playz:

Crump dere frowerz, Fump dere kacherz,...............................................
Keep well clear geezerz in lotza armour,.................................................
Kill dem zoggin' noisy 'oomans in da crowd an' nick all dere stuff.....
Pay Nobbla Blackwart to come help us with his mighty chainsaw!....
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
  9 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 120k
(116)k
 
2
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
  9 0 0 1 1 0 4/ 100k
(94)k
 
3
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  4 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(25)k
 
4
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
 
5
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player, +AG
  9 1 1 0 0 3 19/ 110k
(133)k
 
6
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(25)k
 
7
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Side Step
  9 2 6 0 0 0 20/ 100k
(115)k
 
8
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  7 0 3 0 0 0 9/ 60k
(50)k
 
9
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  9 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 60k
(50)k
 
10
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  5 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(25)k
 
11
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Side Step
  9 2 4 1 0 0 16/ 100k
(115)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  9 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(25)k
 
13
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(25)k
 
14
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  8 1 0 0 1 1 8/ 60k
(50)k
 
14 players  
Coach: Buur Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1450k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (6/2/1) |TD Diff:13 (19 - 6) |Cas Diff:-7 (12/4/1 - 10/10/4)
Last Opponent: Khornes Knockdowns