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Runnin Outta Tyme
Retired [X] Halfling

Suffering from Elves that can't dodge, catch or throw, Orcs that can't bash, and eveyrhting else that can do nothing, I finally turn to the Flings. Yep, they fold like paper, yep they don't do much of anything very well at all, but what the hell? Job was fooked anyway so at least I don't get my hopes up.

After a mauling from amazons (their first win though) it looked like the team would be retired... except a few coaches later they are still clinging onto life. How much longer? Game by game. Their luck blows goats and sucks in equal amounts. Lucky lucky goats. Mehhhh

In the teams gretest hour of triumph came it's failure - beat a chaos team +10 tr and +60 str higher 5-1, and those games dont register in the ranked leagues! This was the 2nd such mistake, the first being a 2-1 win vs a team double their str :(

*sob! I give up!*

After a bloody game where 10 Wood Elves carved the team up, I decided I'd had enough of shit one sided games where the team gets a thrashing and I get fook all. Managed 3-3 draw and might, with a little more luck, have won, but when my opponent had 0 RR, and I had 6, and they score 3 anyway, injure 6 players, and get no skull blocks all game, perhaps luck was against me. Again. Bye bye flings, forever.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Taykin Roote
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   10 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 110k
(99)k
  
2
Dry Rott
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   10 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 110k
(99)k
  
3
Nigglin Injuree
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(15)k
  
4
Wuddun Spune
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
   10 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 50k
(20)k
  
6
Dasho Peppurr
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
 n, m 10 1 2 0 0 1 12/ 50k
(0)k
  
7
Mucki Panz
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   10 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 50k
(20)k
  
8
Durtee Playtes
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, Diving Tackle
   9 1 2 0 0 2 17/ 70k
(50)k
  
9
Sprinklin Urbs
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 10 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(0)k
  
12
Wotsdabloodee Poynt?
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(15)k
  
13
Brown Shugarr
Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Kick
 -ma 9 1 3 0 4 0 18/ 80k
(40)k
  
14
Deffbecummz Mee
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
15
Crappi Fling
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
16
Doomed2dye
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(15)k
  
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Meetgrinder Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 5  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 4  
Team Value: 1100k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:10 (2/2/6) |TD Diff:-6 (11 - 17) |Cas Diff:-31 (4/5/0 - 19/14/7)
Last Opponent: Venturous Eleven