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Malicious Buns
Retired [S] Chaos Halfling

It had to happen, sooner or later. The imperial army ran out of supplies, hunger roaring in the brave soldiers. Nobody has food or water... nobody apart of the halfling regiment. They kept cooking and drinking, guarding their supplies cart with an extraordinary care.

And so one day, when the commander was exploring the countryside, men started to look greedily at the cart. Some handgunners tried to assault the halflings, but the brave little men rejected them with a rain of arrows, that killed some of the attackers. Discipline soon disappeared as hungry men tried to assault the halflings to take their food. But, with an unexpected bravery and grim decision, halflings kept resisting around their supplies.

Some hours after the first attack, a lot of men were lying dead or wounded , and the rest of them were scared of approaching the cart. Then the staff, commanded by the army's general, arrived and found a great problem. After dissolving the plunderers, the imperial commander tried to apologize to the halflings, but they rejected him. Then, packing their supplies, they left the army. Rage and distrust had grown in their hearts.

They went to a nearby wood and established there, not knowing that was the Drakwald Forest. And so, when Dark Gods discovered the halflings in their wood, started to work on their minds, changing their ideas day by day, until they became dark and wicked... and sweet-toothed. The creation of a BB team was obviously the next step in their career of evil and cakes.

Up to now, our dark chef has cooked and tasted:

4 chaos halflings (hum, tasty)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Halof Butterhand
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
3
Gron Dark Sausage
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Sure Feet
 n 16 2 0 0 0 3 17/ 95k
(35+60)k
  
4
Laun Cookie Gobbler
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
6
Arcon Blackgut
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   13 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
7
Merodin Always Hungry
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 n 8 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 65k
(35+30)k
  
8
Gorth Stonefist
Troll
5 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
+MA, Block
   18 0 0 0 9 1 23/ 160k
(100+60)k
  
9
Beroncar Blackgut
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
10
Corr Mustard Keeper
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 1 0 0 2 0 5/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
11
Morcon Fastfood
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
13
Harr Soup Slurper
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
14
Horr Evil Cake
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
15
Thorr Harvest Plunderer
Chaos Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 n, -ma 8 1 2 0 0 0 7/ 65k
(35+30)k
  
16
Meroncar Fairy Cake
Chaos Halfling
5 2 2 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ag, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(0)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Ulvardar Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 965k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1000k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:21 (8/3/10) |TD Diff:-1 (26 - 27) |Cas Diff:-13 (41/19/7 - 39/26/15)
Last Opponent: Fiery Lilliput Ultra Friends