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One wet and muddy Day, Gik o’Grak was ripping the spine out of his grandma Poko Mono and he realized, that this was the last family member he knew of. Now what could he do for fun and games? When the little hard rock inside his head was rolling over this thought, several orcs stomped by. These orcs had strange armor on and warpaint decorated their ugly faces. They pounded random orcs into the muddy ground as they walked by, and Gik o’ Grak just knew, they were the gang he wanted to spend his short numbered days with. Gik o’ Grak stood up and ran over to the strange group of orcs and announced his desire to join their "gang". They roared out in laughter and one enormous orc, larger than the rest, and clearly 3 feet taller than Gik o’ Grak came forward. Gik o’ Grak was nervous and a long string of snot dripped from his nose. “Woo duh yu tink ya are? Tell n’ ust duh tak yu!” The huge orc thundered. “Uh, um, I unt duh mash tings N kilt tings!” Gik o’ Grak croaked out. No sooner had Gik o’Grak finished croaking his words out, when the enormous orc grabbed Gik’s throat and squeezed. In an instant poor lil Gik’s head popped off his stumpy body and rolled into a mud puddle. The group roared in laughter and stormed off towards a huge arena to play a game called BloodBowl. They are called Kruul Buggaz and no one knows where they came from or what their story is. Some think they are some stragglers from some war party that met its deserved demise. Others believe they were the product of some orc shaman who wanted to exact revenge on the other races of the earth. Whatever their story, this new bloodbowl team wants to smash, mash, suck the blood out of their enemies eye sockets, pop the heads off of their scrawny necks, rip arms out of there sockets, scratch their butts with lost appendages, and eat the boogers from their large nostrils. These are the Kruul Buggaz and they may not know what that pigskin thing is used for, they have a few ideas on what to do to the other guys on the pitch. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Troll
|
4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate Block, Guard |
  | 18 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 27/ | 150k
(122)k |
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2 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 18 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5/ | 40k
(25)k |
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3 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Tackle |
  | 18 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11/ | 60k
(50)k |
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4 |
Black Orc Blocker
|
4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Stand Firm |
  | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 19/ | 130k
(123)k |
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5 |
Black Orc Blocker
|
4 | 4 | 2 | 9 |   | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 80k
(80)k |
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6 |
Blitzer
|
6 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard, +ST |
  | 17 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 25/ | 150k
(173)k |
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7 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard, +MA |
  | 18 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 21/ | 130k
(145)k |
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8 |
Blitzer
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard, Tackle |
  | 18 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 16/ | 120k
(133)k |
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9 |
Blitzer
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard, Tackle |
  | 18 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 23/ | 120k
(133)k |
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10 |
Thrower
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Block |
  | 18 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8/ | 90k
(105)k |
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11 |
Black Orc Blocker
|
4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
  | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10/ | 100k
(100)k |
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12 |
Black Orc Blocker
|
4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
  | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 14/ | 100k
(100)k |
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13 |
Thrower
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Accurate |
  | 15 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 14/ | 90k
(105)k |
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14 |
Lineman
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 9 |   | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50)k |
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15 |
Lineman
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Kick |
  | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 70k
(70)k |
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16 |
Lineman
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 9 |   | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 50k
(50)k |
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16 players | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 18 (4/4/10) | | | TD Diff: | -10 (18 - 28) | | | Cas Diff: | 1 (14/6/5 - 18/6/0) |
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Last Opponent: Gorktown Grindstones |