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Groovy Grass Blowers III
Retired [X] Halfling

In 2005 a Psychodelic halfling comunity was sent to prison by a military court for a groovy crime they didn't commit.
These little ones promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Blood Bowl underground. Today, still wanted by the witch hunters, they survive as soldiers of fortune.
If you want to smoke, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can play... The Groovy Grass Blowers.

This hookah smoking halfling community is famed of there harvests off groovy grass crops ( Spirit Grass), and psychodelic mushrooms. The witch hunters grown supisious of there freaky rituals, weird herbs and bizare music so they were chased out of "The Empire", and afterwards out of "Bretonia". If the Witch Huters would find catch them they would trully be killed for witchcraft.
Now they are living deep inside Ogre territory and are protected by "Greasus Goldtooth" himself in return of some of the proffit they make from the Grass Sales.
There community is living inside a volcanic mountain cave. They keep the mountain happy by burning a lot of spirt grass each year in the "Branch Stick"-festival.
This festival is held inside there own stadion (Itchycoo Park Stadion) deep within the mountains.

They started a Blood Bowl team to smuggle there merchandise all over the world. They are actually spreading the love!!! and peace!!!
The witch hunters won't dare interfere in blood bowl bussiness. But Occasionaly they form a team in hope to murder everyone of this dude squad... Keeping the world free from "the addictive hippy movement".

"Lustrian Haze", "Loren Weed", "Blond Batchelor", "Happy Muchies" are only a few of there trademarks.
They are a symbole of the underground movement and are always accompanied by Underground Muscians. The performers that play before and after the game are better then the team itselve.
Favoured bands are : "Dock Bylan", "The Thumbling Rocks", "Scutt McKinzy", "Metal Catterpillar" and "Jefferson Gyrocopter".

This is one of the only halfling teams that is lacking a "Master Cheff". This team has a "Pot-Meister". The "Pot-Meister" keeps the stach save, and his intoxicating smoke disturbs the other team.
Groovy Grass Blowers never sit in a "Reserve Box", they call it "the chill room". The KO'D box is used for people that have Bad Trips and the dead and seriously injured just go to "the wasted box".
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle, Piling On
-ag 67 0 0 0 25 4 70/ 190k
(174)k
 
2
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
  17 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 130k
(114)k
 
3
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
 
4
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
 
5
Halfling
5 1 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
-st, -av, m 12 1 2 0 1 2 19/ 70k
(0)k
 
7
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
  3 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 60k
(50)k
 
8
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  7 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(15)k
 
9
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
m 15 0 2 0 2 0 10/ 50k
(0)k
 
10
Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
-ma 18 0 2 0 0 2 16/ 70k
(40)k
 
11
Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step, Sure Feet
-ma, n, m 45 0 7 0 2 3 40/ 90k
(0)k
 
12
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
m 4 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 30k
(0)k
 
13
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
  8 1 0 0 0 2 11/ 50k
(20)k
 
14
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
  15 1 3 0 0 1 15/ 60k
(50)k
 
15
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  10 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 30k
(15)k
 
16
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  3 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(15)k
 
11 players (+4 players missing next game)  
Coach: kwèk Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 5  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1220k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:74 (36/12/26) |TD Diff:20 (114 - 94) |Cas Diff:-51 (96/62/32 - 109/83/49)
Last Opponent: Amazings