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Roster [X2] Goblin Cheaters

The idea was to come up with a clever word for cheating and call the team that, although I should have realised how complicated explaining the word con would be, hense the confused part.

Having spent many a week explaining each players names to one another I made the o so foolish mistake of sending off the team captain to register the team with the league officials.

What suprised me most was he got every players name and number correct but outstandingly managed to spell the word putting wrong. Any way hopefully his performaces in the league will be more impresive than his spelling. Frankly i'd be impressed if they were any worse.

Now if only i manage to explain to the lads some very simple plays and how the Blackswamp Beerfest Works we might actaully not finish bottom of the league. Unlike many other teams i'm in it for the trophy although i think the motivation of the players may be something quite different (*cough* Beer *cough*).
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Con-Structed
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(75)k
  
2
Con-Stabulary
Pogo Stick
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Very Long Legs
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 75k
(135)k
  
3
Con-Strained
Kicker
6 2 3 7
Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 65k
(150)k
  
5
Con-Stellation
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(0)k
  
6
Con-Ference
Pogo Stick
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Very Long Legs
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 75k
(135)k
  
8
Con-Taminated
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 55k
(110)k
  
9
Con-Solation
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(75)k
  
10
Con-Citation
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(0)k
  
12
Con-Tain
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(75)k
  
13
Con-Tour
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(75)k
  
8 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: amusedparrot Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Cheaters Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k / 900k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 760k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-2 (0 - 2) |Cas Diff:-3 (1/1/0 - 2/2/1)
Last Opponent: Goblin Jam Factory