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McNuzzles Wee Beasties
P [S] Squig Herders

"Ach, by my mithers rid hough, keekin' efter Squigs on da haugh is no guid for livin'! Bloodbaw's where da haggis an' da heavy come frae!"

Deep in the windy north, between craggy mountains and deep lochs live the Goblin-Clan of the McNuzzles. After several harsh winters the heid bummer of th' squig-thievin' buggers, decided to earn th' haggis somwhere else. So 'e set out with hes wee beasties an' his most trustworthy clan-goblins... th' rest is yarn for th' pub!

Ach, th boys got some aglae luck, half th' team's crying faer their mithers b'cause of some dents in their 'eads. sissis!
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=243226">Th' McNuzzle Yearbook</a>
<b>Auld lads a th' ben</b>
Da Heid Bummer McNuzzle - th' clan chief
Neeull McNuzzle
Wee Barikin
Aglae Galoot
Took McNuzzle


<big>Team Changes</big>
<b>Deid wans:</b>
Wee Lad McNuzzle - Ach, noo the Wee Lad's a fine pound o' haggis
Katcheer McNuzzle - Th' gowk got his baw heid pulped by a minotoor
Yokan McNuzzle - Th' braw lad got eaten by Braw Dunt first time ona pitch
Borguch McNuzzle - Wantid ta go playin' with th' fans.
Braw Dunt - Th' puir little cutey got pulped by a mean aglae mechavermin
Konan McNuzzle - Ach, 'nother of the aglae mechavermin
Gooyruh McNuzzle - Moeruchs squig ate him, b'cause Moeruch forgot to feed th' puir beastie
Murdoch McNuzzle - Bah! th' traiter, let himself infect by an aglae heap o' pus!
Flaithbheartach McNuzzle - Got th' boot from a glaikit snotlin'
Moeruch McNuzzle - fouled to death by a thralling
Erchart McNuzzle - armwrestled with a strigoyan lord
Maoldòmhnaich - got squished by a beast o' nurgle.
Roy McNuzzle - died in 'is firs' game
Feenan McNuzzle - Avoided a crow'surf by diein'... coward'
<b>Fresh houghs a' the bens:</b>
Another Wee Lad McNuzzle
Coinneach Mcnuzzle
Glaikit Footer - Replacement for Bonnie Lass
Erchart McNuzzle
Boyd McNuzzle
Flaunnukan McNuzzle
Jack McNuzzle
Whryoo McNuzzle
<b>Squigfodder (aka, assistant coaches)</b>
Walus McNuzzle - Th' galoot got hit hard on his heid.
Ooghan McNuzzle - Th' eejit jus' foot'd aroond 'til he got wabbit n' clumsy
Bonnie Lass - Ach, no mor playin' with no legs
Lachunn McNuzzle - bah, 'e got ol', wobbly n' weak
Morek McNuzzle - Ach, th' lad got weak
Ualraig McNuzzle - Bah, always complained...
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Squig Herder
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Catch
  21 1 1 0 8 1 25/31 80k
(40+40)k
 
2
Squig Hopper
6 4 3 8
Blood Lust, Juggernaut, Leap, Pro, Sprint, Two Heads, Very Long Legs
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
 
3
Squig Hopper
7 4 3 8
Blood Lust, Juggernaut, Leap, Pro, Sprint, Two Heads, Very Long Legs
+MA, Diving Tackle, +MA, Dodge
-ma 21 0 8 0 11 3 61/76 210k
(110+100)k
 
4
Squig
5 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Claw, Juggernaut, Leap, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Really Stupid, Sprint, Very Long Legs
Diving Tackle
n 21 0 0 0 5 0 10/16 95k
(75+20)k
 
5
Squig
5 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Claw, Juggernaut, Leap, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Really Stupid, Sprint, Very Long Legs
n 6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 75k
(75+0)k
 
6
Squig Herder
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
m 13 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(0)k
 
7
Squig
5 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Claw, Juggernaut, Leap, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Really Stupid, Sprint, Very Long Legs
Diving Tackle, Dodge
n 21 0 0 0 4 2 18/31 115k
(75+40)k
 
8
Squig Herder
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
9
Squig Herder
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
  21 0 1 0 3 1 14/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
10
Squig Herder
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Squig Herder
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n 3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Squig Herder
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST
  1 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 90k
(40+50)k
 
13
Squig Herder
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
15
Squig Herder
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Strip Ball, Leap
n, -av 14 0 0 0 3 4 26/31 90k
(40+50)k
 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Kingdom Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Squig Herders Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1485k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1525k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (5/2/15) |TD Diff:-32 (16 - 48) |Cas Diff:-22 (35/19/6 - 35/32/15)
Last Opponent: Purples