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Losers Inc
Roster [R] Wood Elf

It is not easy to be the head coach of this bunch of losers, who seem afraid of winning. Apparently these poor stupid woodelves don't want to anger their opponents, so they'd rather fumble the ball or throw it right to an opposing player than make a pass for a touchdown. Anyway here are a few words about this pitiful team.

Most of the players are still in a state of shock after losing a good if somewhat stupid friend in a slightly brutal game. Soft Hitter will be remembered, if nothing else then for his gay attitude.

We play clean until angered. Only once have there been a need for Runny Nose to make the dirty tackles, only he knows how to make. This is rather fortunate seeing as the rest of the team already despices him for that one match. Although a few players also suffer from traumas after seeing an opponent dead after a rough but clean tackle.

The only teams we don't play are dwarfs and teams relying on dirty tricks and even dirtier tackling. This is mostly because my poor players would suffer too much at the hands of these culprits, and though I am not a soft man, I believe that those who are less fortunate in the mental department should be guided so as to avoid the most extreme dangers their stupidity might lead them into.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
slowpoke
Lineman
7 3 4 6
Block, Dodge
 -av 17 4 0 0 1 2 16/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
2
Poor performance
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Block, Side Step
   18 5 4 0 3 2 33/51 130k
(70+60)k
  
3
Broken Branches
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Loner, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle
   7 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 140k
(120+20)k
  
4
Runny Nose
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Kick, Dirty Player
   18 7 2 0 0 2 23/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
5
Soft Belly
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Guard
   17 5 3 0 1 0 16/31 120k
(70+50)k
  
6
Glass Jaw
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block, Diving Tackle
   18 3 4 0 2 1 24/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
7
Squeemish Git
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block, Tackle
   16 1 3 0 3 2 26/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
8
Small Weakling
Lineman
7 4 4 7
+ST, Block
   18 4 2 0 4 1 23/31 140k
(70+70)k
  
9
Dimwit the Clown
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block, Pass Block
 m 18 5 4 2 2 1 30/31 110k
(0)k
  
10
Crying Baby
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block, Pro
   17 5 1 0 0 2 18/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
11
Fumbling Hands
Thrower
7 3 4 7
Pass
   2 3 0 0 0 0 3/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
15
Cushy blows
Wardancer
10 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
+MA, +MA, Side Step
   15 0 9 0 2 2 41/51 200k
(120+80)k
  
16
Black Eye the Meek
Wardancer
8 3 5 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Tackle, Mighty Blow, +AG
   17 2 6 0 9 1 43/51 210k
(120+90)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Aziraphale Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1980k (±610) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2090k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:18 (8/1/9) |TD Diff:-2 (39 - 41) |Cas Diff:-9 (12/13/6 - 22/13/5)
Last Opponent: Bone Sekkers