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Gobbo Warriors Rise!
Retired [S] Goblin Cheaters

Gobbo Warriors Rise! The rallying call which would strike fear into the hearts of all other teams throughout FUMBBL, were it not for the fact that most of the team are usually dead by the time spectators in the further eaches of the stands have even heard it...

They may not be big or clever, or talented or lucky, or sneaky or resourcefull, but they are very green. Except when they are red.

Many blame the Warriors' frankly abysmal failure in the Stunty Leeg so far as being down to their rather predictable tactics. The fanatic spins around a bit and dies, the chainsaw doesn't start and a bomb explodes in someone's (ex)hand. You would expect this focus on anarchy to at least yield a high casualty rate but no - generally the only limp bodies trodden into the mud at the end of the game tend to have the Warriors logo tatood on their bum (a quaint little custom which may have to be disbanded as by general concensus it "Hurtz too much". These gobbos weren't built for pain).
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Short Fuse Bob
Bomber
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
2
Gunpowder Pete
Bomber
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
3
Petrol Mike
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 55k
(0)k
  
4
Will Sharpe
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 55k
(55+0)k
  
5
Dirty Sam
Kicker
6 2 3 7
Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 65k
(0)k
  
6
Mack The Stamp
Kicker
6 2 3 7
Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 65k
(65+0)k
  
7
Sucide Jim
Fanatic
4 6 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
8
Smelly Bob
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
  
9
Greggory Smeck
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Krinka
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
7 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: MelchiorX Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Goblin Cheaters Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 660k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 120k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 820k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-2 (0 - 2) |Cas Diff:-3 (2/0/0 - 1/3/1)
Last Opponent: Buggers United