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Stereotypical Orcs
Retired [X2] Orc

<DIV align=left>Another stereotypical cookie-cutter Orc team comprised of a multinational band of players. Although they probably have birth names, the coach (that's me) refers to each by a stereotype given his country of origin.

Why? Because I'm a fat, rich, ignorant, lazy American... that's why. Learning names takes time and effort, and I'm too busy driving from my mansion in my SUV to McDonald's to fatten my arse up with big macs to worry about learning names.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ignorant
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 100k
(94)k
  
2
Dirty
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 80k
(80)k
  
3
Drunken
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 80k
(80)k
  
4
Cowardly
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
  
5
Pompous
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
  
6
Stoned
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
  
7
Macho
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
10
Identical
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   2 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 70k
(75)k
  
11
Corrupt
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(50)k
  
12
Zealous
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 50k
(50)k
  
16
Terrorist
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(25)k
  
11 players  
Coach: hunter Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1110k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:2 (1/0/1) |TD Diff:-1 (3 - 4) |Cas Diff:2 (3/1/0 - 1/0/1)
Last Opponent: Roundtown Rascals