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Vampazons
Retired [X] Vampire

Intrepid explorer Cristobol Colon set out from the old world in search of the New , in search of Gold , Bloodbowl and Glory . Perhaps he would find more than he bargained for in the Dark Depths of the Amazon's .

Week 1
On our way to the port down of Messarazara, we encountered a bunch of Elves playing in the trees with a ball , after some initial bartering for basic supplies we were invited to join their game which they called Elfbowl, it was an odd game and at first we didnt really get the hang of it . But as the match progressed into the second half we finally started to get the hang of it . Just as we started to get to grasp with the game the Elves decided it was time to stop playing . Apparently we lost 2-1 , the game seemed good for morale though , so ive purchased a ball to take with us on our journeys .

Week 2
We have arrived at an island populated by orcs , they seem to want to eat us , we manage to convince them that it would be more fun to play a game of Elfball , we try to explain the rules but they keep going on about "Bloodbowl" , we decide to play there version , which seems to involve a lot more smaking around the head and a lot less focus on the ball , we manage to get a draw , and flee before they can decide what to do with us .

Week 3
We have arrived in the new world , where we intoduced some have lizard have man creatures to the game of bloodbowl or elfbowl depending who you ask . The lizards claimed they already knew of the game but we cant see how savages like this possibly could . We ended with a draw .
But after the match something most peculiar happened , a strange and mysterious lady approuched us , and told us she wished to join us , her name she said was Matriach Zena , and she told me that we must accept her offer , Well ive never been one to turn down a lady .

Week 4
Matriach Zena , helped us in a game with some strange ratmen , we where pretty terrible , i think the lady disturbed the men , they couldnt seem to concentrate , at the same time a kind of blood fury took over the team , making us attack the rats , at times we nearly scored but always the quickest rats would swoop away with the ball at unnaturally fast speeds .

Week 5
We came across some orcs and got into a bit off a fight , we managed to win the fight but apparently there was a ball game on at the time , we seemed to have missed that somehow


Week 6
Matriach Zena is dead , well not quite , but pretty much , we bumped into a horde of raveging undead , and of cource we decided we would see about teaching them bloodbowl , as denzins of the amazon depths they like all others are entitled to learn we thought .
But apparently , they cheat , first of they rather unsportingly killed Zena , and then to rub salt in our wounds as the boys grieved the wound they resurected her , put on a blue jumper , and before you know it she was scrambling around trying to eat my brains , well i never .
Matriach Zena did however introduce us to a friend of hers before the game , a very nce lady , and the nasty undead seemed fit to ruff her up too ,.
We roughed up their ghoulies for um though , just in revenge for poor Zena .

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Cristobal Colon
Thrall
6 3 3 7   6 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(30)k
  
2
Juan de la Cosa
Thrall
6 3 3 7   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
  
3
Diego de Arana
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block
   6 2 0 0 0 1 7/ 60k
(50)k
  
4
Pedro de Gutierrez
Thrall
6 3 3 7   6 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(30)k
  
5
Rodrigo de Escobedo
Thrall
6 3 3 7   6 3 0 0 1 0 5/ 40k
(30)k
  
6
Rodrigo Sanchez
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block
   6 0 1 0 2 1 12/ 60k
(50)k
  
7
Diego de Salcedo
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block
   6 2 1 0 2 1 14/ 60k
(50)k
  
8
Luis de Torres
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
   6 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 60k
(80)k
  
9
Rodrigo de Jerez
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Guard
   6 0 1 0 2 1 12/ 70k
(60)k
  
10
Alonso Chocero
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block
   6 2 0 0 2 1 11/ 60k
(50)k
  
11
Alonso Clavijo
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
   6 3 1 0 0 0 6/ 60k
(80)k
  
13
Tophat Stowaway
Thrall
6 3 3 7   3 1 0 0 1 0 3/ 40k
(30)k
  
14
Matriach Darella
Vampire
6 4 4 8
Hypnotic Gaze, Off For a Bite, Regenerate, Undead
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(120)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Tophat Re-Rolls (140k): 6  
Race: Vampire Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1300k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:6 (0/2/4) |TD Diff:-6 (5 - 11) |Cas Diff:2 (7/7/2 - 10/1/3)
Last Opponent: Rest In Pieces Re-animated