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Reindeer Rejects 5
Retired [X] Ogre

These fine specimens tried out for Santa's team of reindeer, but were rejected. THEY ARE NOT HAPPY!

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer:

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would know he’d been drinking.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names; they still do!
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games; he was drunk!

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Fat Bastard must be drunk too!

Now all the reindeer hated him even more
as they shouted out with spite,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you're going to f**king die tonight!


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THIS TEAM WILL NOT PLAY TEAMS WITH A STAR PLAYER!

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Toe Sucker
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Break Tackle, Guard
 n, m 27 0 1 0 10 2 33/ 190k
(0)k
  
2
Dung Thrower
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block, Piling On
 n 44 0 1 0 19 4 61/ 200k
(156)k
  
3
Mucus
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(117)k
  
4
Boy
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Side Step, Jump Up
   32 0 7 0 0 4 41/ 120k
(125)k
  
5
Toad
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   12 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 40k
(25)k
  
6
Fungus
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(117)k
  
7
Nose Hair
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle, Sprint, Sure Feet
 n 43 1 7 0 3 5 53/ 120k
(115)k
  
8
Greaseball
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
 n 39 0 4 0 0 2 22/ 80k
(67)k
  
9
Flatulence
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Block, Guard, Piling On
 n 41 0 0 0 16 4 52/ 210k
(156)k
  
10
Clod
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block
   44 0 1 0 11 2 35/ 180k
(169)k
  
11
Asspincher
Goblin
6 2 1 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 -ag, -ag 21 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 60k
(15)k
  
12
Jockrash
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
 m 30 0 0 0 5 4 30/ 160k
(0)k
  
13
Oldshoe
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
   20 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 160k
(154)k
  
14
Crotchgrabber
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
 n 11 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 140k
(115)k
  
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: VinnieSpleenmasher Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2090k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:44 (18/9/17) |TD Diff:-23 (42 - 65) |Cas Diff:-2 (52/36/11 - 55/33/13)
Last Opponent: Nurgle Raiders