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Retired [X] Ogre

Once, there was an ogre. That ogre had a dream, to unite the ogre races in peace and love.

This team ate him.

However, a bit of that deep thinking seems to have been absorbed. This team has a penchant for philosopherising, to use one of their many terms for it. In practice, this means they spend about as much time incapacitated as any other ogres - however, in this case, they're pondering the meaning of life, the universe and everything, instead of the usual thought process of 'OOOH SHINY!'

This style of thought lends itself well to the Blood Bowl arena. "Life is suffering" has special meaning when you're force-feeding a lineman his own spleen, and impromptu tests of 'the tortoise and the arrow' have spawned a not-quite-fearsome weapon, the Ballistic Goblin. When one of these ogres zones out, he's not thinking of shiny objects. He's thinking of how the microcosm of the body is affected by the intrusion of entropy in the form of a punch in the face.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thinky
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
 n, m 2 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 140k
(0)k
  
3
Geenyus McBrainhurts
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
 n, m 2 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 120k
(0)k
  
4
Smrt McTypo
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 120k
(117)k
  
5
Fullskull
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
 m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(0)k
  
6
Second Turtle
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
11
Lucky
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
12
Unlucky
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
13
Ballistic McCrater
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(21)k
  
15
The Arrow
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(25)k
  
16
Flunky McDiesalot
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
7 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: Tehan Re-Rolls (140k): 1  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 510k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:2 (0/0/2) |TD Diff:-2 (1 - 3) |Cas Diff:-3 (4/1/1 - 2/5/2)
Last Opponent: Orange and White DynOmite!