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Dead Irate Philosophers
Roster [R] Shambling Undead

Winners of FUMBBL Cup V QS Qualifier II


The Dead Irate Philosophers are dead, irate, and philosophers. That should say it
all. But there is something deeper.

What are they mad about, you ask? They're dead, for one. And when they were alive,
you better believe they weren't properly appreciated for their respective brilliance. Not
to mention constantly surrounded by idiots.

The thing that ticks them off the worst, though, is that they've been reanimated to play
ball for a team called the DIPs. That's what really cheeses the last straw. Here they
are, brains the size of a planet and they're expected to run around wearing a uniform
with D.I.P. printed on it in big pink letters.

Plato, renowned philosopher, mathematician, and team captain was quoted as saying," Stephen Hawking doesn't have to put up with this crap, because, you know, he's not dead yet."

To which head coach Murphy was heard to respond," Soon."


The following video details the plans of the DIPs regarding your brains.

Leibniz

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3494538>Descartes II</a>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Rontgen
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Block, Guard, Break Tackle
   17 0 2 0 10 2 36/51 190k
(120+70)k
  
2
Leibniz II
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
3
Nietzche
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
4
Voltaire II
Wight Blitzer
6 3 4 8
Block, Regeneration
+AG, Tackle, Sure Hands
   26 4 9 1 1 3 50/51 170k
(90+80)k
  
5
Slobbering Idiot
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player, Block, Tackle
   72 0 0 1 3 5 33/51 100k
(40+60)k
  
6
MegaE-1
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Vreenak XIII
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Skip
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player
   5 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
9
Barney's Fanboy
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Guard, Block
   36 0 0 0 3 4 26/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
10
Barish
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block, Dirty Player
 m 41 1 0 0 1 3 18/31 80k
(0)k
  
11
Biff
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   11 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Lance
Zombie
4 4 2 8
Regeneration
Guard, Block, +ST
   60 0 0 0 3 5 31/51 140k
(40+100)k
  
13
Merryz teh Magnificent X
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player, Block
   19 1 0 0 0 4 21/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
14
Gauss II
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player
   12 1 1 1 0 0 6/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
15
Tesla II
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Nicomachus
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block, Kick, Tackle
   116 0 0 0 8 6 46/51 100k
(40+60)k
  
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: mistermurphy Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Shambling Undead Fan Factor: 18  
Current Team Value: 1890k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 55k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1970k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:116 (51/21/44) |TD Diff:-5 (139 - 144) |Cas Diff:249 (245/172/85 - 125/76/52)
Last Opponent: Metro Orcs2