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In the short span of time that they have been playing Blood Bowl, the Bleakmoor Brigands have have already started to make quite an impression on the fans...</B>
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"Aye, that Byrguith can steal yer ball and yer beer faster than ya can flog a cat!"</I>
- Hetwill the Humorless Hermit of Halgrange
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"I go to see 'dem tight uniforms! 'Dey really fill out the front of 'dem leather breeches, don't ya know!"</I>
- Wilmara the Wayward and Willing Wench of Wilsbury
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"ARR! Viscious scoundrels and cuthless cut-throats; NOW THAT'S MY KIND OF TEAM!"</I>
- Barancle Bob Blackheart, the Brazen Butcher of Brixton
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"Rakish young devils they is! Left all me daughters plucked n' spent! Now me blasted wife's expecting me to give 'er the same!! A pox on them and their dangly bits!"</I>
- Misearable Marvyn, Marshall of Middle Muckdale
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"The short one smells of old cheese."</I>
- Zerflebargsnart the 3rd.

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Only time will tell what it to become of our motley but handsome band of bandits and virile villans. Will NUFFLE smile down upon them, heaping their ranks with wine, women, and winnings? Or will their neck stretch in the hangman's noose by the King's decree? Only time will tell...</B>

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Excerpt from <LINK> <A HREF="http://www.wyldenept.com/merc.php?id=d2&cd=d3">The Bandit Song</A> </LINK><LINK> by <A HREF="http://www.wyldenept.com/">Wylde Nept</A> </LINK>

<I>...We rule the backlands and we know the wastes
Sneak into the village and ride off in haste
We rob and plunder and sunder and kill
We wreck and we ruin and threaten with skill

Yes, we’re here to scare you, to trap and ensnare you
Rakish young devils, we scoff at the law
Remarkably daring, our nostrils a-flaring,
Make with your chattel our plans have no flaw

We’ll take the booty and we’ll take the loot,
We all have daggers concealed in our boot.
Call the kings horses and call the lawmen
We’ll just evade them again and again… </i>

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For Coaches who can't laugh and admitt Blood Bowl's only a game, ESPECIALLY THE ART OF FOULING...
<B>Ma bys bach fi yn fwy na esgys ti am goc, rwyt ti'n esgys fach pathetic am dyn.
Cay dy geg, a dos i ffwcio dy gath i fyny'r pen ol!!</B>
("Good day to you- good luck, and remember to have fun!") <I>ROFLMFAO...</I>

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<LINK>Thanks also to Heather Rose Jones for providing a <A HREF="http://www.heatherrosejones.com/names/welsh/1000british/">list</A> </LINK> of authentic early Welsh names.
<LINK>Thanks to <A HREF="http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/welsh.htm">this</A> </LINK> fun little site as well.
<LINK><A HREF="http://www.cs.cf.ac.uk/fun/welsh/LexiconForms.html">Welsh lexicon</A> </LINK>

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(85)k
 
2
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Kick
  55 4 0 0 1 3 21/31 90k
(95)k
 
3
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 50k
(50)k
 
4
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard
  9 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 80k
(80)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Dirty Player
  31 1 3 0 2 2 24/31 90k
(123)k
 
6
Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodge, +AG
-ag, -av 31 0 10 0 9 5 73/76 200k
(150)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  11 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 70k
(70)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  17 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 70k
(70)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Guard
  14 0 2 0 3 1 17/31 100k
(105)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  13 2 0 0 1 1 9/16 70k
(70)k
 
14
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
 
15
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
  6 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 110k
(125)k
 
16
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, Piling On
  37 0 0 0 12 4 44/51 180k
(152)k
 
14 players  
Coach: Sojourner Re-Rolls (100k): 7  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 14  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1890k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:57 (21/11/25) |TD Diff:-16 (68 - 84) |Cas Diff:2 (66/35/33 - 61/46/25)
Last Opponent: Hybrid Theory