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Helsingborgs Basket
Retired [X] Chaos Dwarf

My 2nd created Ranked team on fumbbl. Only 18 games....

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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3486386"> Johan the longhair</a>
Chaos dwarf that hid his real age in the pre-season and then got wheelchair after his first improvement. Boo!!! First in the shamehall!

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3635226"> Rashid El Hallah </a>
was a rookie-hobgob who was retired before a smack. A small boo but understandable. Because he did 4 game and all he managed was to do 3 blocks...

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4620836"> Johan with decent haircut </a>
was retired BEFORE playing his first game, just to play a smack, which I lost in the final... boo Johan!!! And this was the same guy reinkarnated. Boo on Johan twice!!!

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"Dhaktokh was trilled, pumped and the steam from his great belly filled the dressing-room with testosterone. He had been soooooooooooooooo close to death. Ahhhhhhhh!!!!! (Dhaktokh, dont forget to thank Anders the Apo!) And he had done three touchdowns before that, THREE!!!! All those hopeless struggles on the trainings trying to get hold of a small ball on the ground, so far down. Silly... And apart from this, he was the playing coach. Everyone told him to keep to the tactics, but stubborn as he was he would play, no matter the cost. And now he even had the money to a bullcentaur friend. But who would he pick? The answer was easy. Stu. The olny black bull. He would be loved by the fans and the other teams would fear his majestic approach. Lovely. Dhaktokh celebrated by puking from one belly to the other the whole evening. Alone in his dark secret cave, far from the crazy dwarves who were once again fighting among themselves after tons of ale. But not Dhaktokh, he was puking with joy. AHHHHHH!!!!!!"

06-11-03 after a win against Palmarium with 4-0.

!!!Press release!!!
Helsingborgs Basket now have frenzy on all their players versus finnish players, coaches or neighbours, as long its FINNS!!!
!!!Press release over!!!

07-09-09 after 0-2 versus Finnish National Football Team

Retired a rookie-dwarf and a rookie-hobgob to join a smack! Was it worth the pain?
Well... yes. Lost in the final vs Wrecks khemri. Only had 12 players for the fight. That made it hard. But it was an even game, and if I wouldnt had messed up, it had sure gone to OT at its worst. My best wizzard ever, he had a really important onedicer on my cowblodger in first half, a stupid 2turn-offence from me at the end of first half. I had good hits, and so did Wreck. Not many dps though, that was good. And the legs of the bulls messed up three times, atleast one too many. A quick try to summon the game. Wreck had amazing 86% after 7 turns. Ended at 69 vs my 60. So we were both lucky, and that made the game fun. And hard. I am happy with getting away with only 6 fouls from 4 dps on the khemris. That was very good, and something I thought about before the game. Cool... Sometime tactics even works...

07-09-26 versus Wreckage´s 1.FFC_Frankfurt in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1855746"> FUMBBL SMACK Pro CLXXXIV</a>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Raashiid
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
  
2
Dhaktokh
Bull Centaur
7 4 2 8
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Break Tackle, +MA, Strip Ball
 -av 26 0 13 0 9 0 57/ 220k
(240)k
  
3
Groen
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro
   27 0 0 0 9 3 33/ 130k
(155)k
  
4
Globens undead brother
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
Guard
   4 0 1 1 1 0 7/ 130k
(128)k
  
5
A turkish relative to Oezlem
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm
   15 0 1 1 1 0 7/ 100k
(105)k
  
6
Sophaemtaren
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
5 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, +MA
   27 0 0 0 5 4 30/ 120k
(140)k
  
7
Kevin Fitzgerald
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(75)k
  
8
Jonis
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block, Sure Hands, Strip Ball
   27 3 7 0 1 1 31/ 100k
(105)k
  
9
Bengt-Aake
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
  
10
Bengt-Inge!!!
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   3 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 90k
(115)k
  
11
Reeshaad
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
  
12
Johan the longbeard
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
13
Stu!
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Dodge, Break Tackle
   21 0 8 0 5 3 49/ 200k
(218)k
  
14
Copycat´s thrall
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Dhaktokh Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 35k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1840k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:27 (15/6/6) |TD Diff:21 (47 - 26) |Cas Diff:14 (33/21/9 - 21/18/10)
Last Opponent: Khornish Gentleman's Club