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Reindeer Rejects 6
Retired [X] Ogre

These fine specimens tried out for Santa's team of reindeer, but were rejected. THEY ARE NOT HAPPY!

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer:

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would know he’d been drinking.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names; they still do!
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games; he was drunk!

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Fat Bastard must be drunk too!

Now all the reindeer hated him even more
as they shouted out with spite,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you're going to f**king die tonight!


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THIS TEAM WILL NOT PLAY TEAMS WITH A DP!
(I don't mind fouling, but I hate the DP!)

THIS TEAM WILL NOT PLAY TEAMS WITH A STAR PLAYER!

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Clod
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
 n, m 1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 120k
(0)k
  
2
Wart
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
   1 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 140k
(138)k
  
3
Beer Gut
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(117)k
  
4
Flatulence
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(117)k
  
5
Speed Bump
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(117)k
  
6
Ear Wax
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
7
Greaseball
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
8
Nose Hair
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
  
9
Toad
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
10
Hangover
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(25)k
  
11
Camel Toe
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(25)k
  
9 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: VinnieSpleenmasher Re-Rolls (140k): 1  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 860k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-1 (0 - 1) |Cas Diff:1 (4/0/0 - 1/2/0)
Last Opponent: smacks r us