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Beer Drinken Orcs
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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer". The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "Beers", men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking "Beer", men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times, these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage".

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after "Beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please warn every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Da Bouncer
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(94)k
  
2
VB Man
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
3
Duff Man
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
4
Chug Man
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
5
Drunk mannnn
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
6
Larger N Curry rocks
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
7
Coopers Ale
Lineman
5 3 3 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
8
Budwiser
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
9
Fosters
Lineman
5 3 3 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
10
I hate xxxx beer
Lineman
5 3 3 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
11
Da bar chick
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Danoman Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1000k Apothecary: No  

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