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Roster [R] Halfling

Nemesis Demons


Almost bankrupt Coach Longshanks has returned from a long retirement. With no-one else prepared to back a has-been degenerate he has sold his soul to the Devil. At their 'request' he has turned his back on the namby-pamby, pass-y, throw-y, dodgy nonsense that marked his first foray into SWL. That naivety has gone and a focus on death and destruction is to be the hallmark this time around. Dark powers have agreed to provide demonic underlings to fill out the roster. The stakes are high; become a SWL legend or die trying.

Will the threat of repeated beatings with fluffy dice galvanise the team? Will they embrace the new play style? Will anyone care? Only time (a great deal of time probably) will tell.

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Did you know? #1
The only skaven renegade to play for the team, Artemis, died in just his second game, having also been hurt on debut.

Did you know? #2
Two players, Olaf Spinebreaker and Black Pete, played in all 7 of the teams matches in the Trial of Blood only for both to die in their first regular season game.

Did you know? #3
The Demons lost their match vs Ogrepaid Ogresexed Ogrehere in the most bizarre of circumstances.

The Ogres managed to score on the last turn from the most unlikely of positions. Check it out!

Did you know? #4
The teams starting mino, Bloodmane, has caused two casualties in a match, 4 times!!

Did you know? #5
Coach Longshanks previously coached the Sinister Duskriders in nine SWL seasons including the premiership title in SWL XVII.

Too bad he's over the hill now.
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Latest News
From Snitch Snark, BBN Newsdesk

This reporter has it on good authority that coach Longshanks is furious at being overlooked for SWL coach of the year award. In a vitriolic attack during an interview on CabalTV Longshanks is quoted as saying "It's preposterous that I have not been recognised. Only fools and horses could deny my credentials". He goes on to accuse league officials of bias, bribery and sheep-shagging. "I have launched a 'Demonic Commission of Enquiry' and the guilty will be exposed. I can assure my adoring fans that I will stop at nothing, including sheep deprivation if necessary, to see justice done."
Stay tuned...

GroupRecordSummary
Trial of Blood1/3/4
In the pre-season the novice Demons were up against much more experienced teams and struggled to compete. They dished out more casualties than they took (8/9/5 vs 7/3/6) but four deaths in one game vs San Andres Jaguars was a huge setback to their development. The loss of their starting team ogre, Colddark, was particularly painful. As a result they go into their first regular season game with only 2 big guys and conscripting four journeymen.
LX May Be A Price to Pay Regional1/0/5
A predictably poor finish managing only 5 touchdowns and conceding 14. Their sole win was courtesy of a forfeit and they weren't able to assert any dominance on the casualty front either (8/3/2 vs 7/4/2 ). The demons were out-gunned in every match and had to rely on conscripts to fill out the roster throughout the season. One positive was their replacement Ogre Paris Hilton who joined mid-season and showed early potential as a blocker.
LXI Big Daddy Cool Regional2/0/5
A season of firsts. First 'real' win, first time they fielded a full 11 man team (round one) and a positive casualty difference {+5). The Demons managed to beat out a goblin team for the wooden spoon in 'achieving' a 2/0/5 record. The most notable (?) game was in round 4 vs Ogrepaid Ogresexed Ogrehere who stole a win with an extraordinary last turn touchdown from a seemingly impossible position. The team head into their 3rd season with a decent sized roster although the marauders are still lamentably unskilled.
LXII Jetta Regional1/1/1
In progress
Biggest Win3-0Bribery and CorruptionGame 1 LXI
Biggest Loss0-4Black Tower BaronsGame 6 LXI
Most Casualties For5/0/0Bribery and CorruptionGame 3 LXII
Most Casualties Against2/1/1Rocket VampsGame 5 LXI
Most SPP earned24Bribery and CorruptionGame 1 LXI
Highest Combined Gate80,000White Fluffy StuffGame 6 LXI
Highest Winnings80,000White Fluffy StuffGame 6 LXI
Highest Combined Casualties7Colour of MoneyGame 6 LXI
AchievementCurrent PlayerAll time
Most MatchesHellblight23Hellblight23
TouchdownsAnul the Leper7Anul the Leper7
CasualtiesBloodmane13Bloodmane13
Interceptions00
FoulsDirigible3Dirigible3
BlocksBloodmane141Bloodmane141
MVP'sBloodmane4Bloodmane4
CompletionsAnul the Leper6Anul the Leper6
Injuries TakenNob4Nob4
SPP'sBloodmane46Bloodmane46
Player awardsTeam awards
Corrupt officials have thus far denied all players of rightful recognition. A Demonic Commission of Enquiry has started.
It won't be long though before we dominate the leaderboards.		Our refusal to engage in the match fixing endemic in the competition is hurting us.
But we shall not be denied. Mwhahaha, MWHAHA!!!.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Roughbark
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Block, Guard
   31 0 0 0 11 1 27/31 170k
(120+50)k
  
2
Leafbough
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard, Multiple Block, Block
   34 0 0 0 11 4 42/51 190k
(120+70)k
  
3
Mortimor Cupcake
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Sure Feet
   17 2 4 0 0 3 29/31 90k
(30+60)k
  
6
Theodore Hollow
Halfling Hopeful
5 3 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST
   10 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 80k
(30+50)k
  
7
Chandler Bing
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Sure Feet
   10 2 4 0 2 1 23/31 90k
(30+60)k
  
8
Archibald Hatter
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   21 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
9
Ashley Turnpike
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Tubby Tallboy
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   24 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Horatio Postlethwaite
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
Cole Thimble
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Timothy Pintsize
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   32 2 3 0 0 1 16/31 70k
(30+40)k
  
14
Ferdinand Snuff
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet
   32 0 3 1 4 3 34/51 90k
(30+60)k
  
15
Theodore Mallowpuff
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Guard
 n 30 0 6 0 5 0 28/31 90k
(30+60)k
  
16
Ignatious Twoberry
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Longshanks Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1550k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1550k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:34 (19/5/10) |TD Diff:15 (43 - 28) |Cas Diff:-59 (32/14/10 - 55/46/14)
Last Opponent: Basilisk