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Once upon the time, a bit too far the laplandian coast... A dragon head was sailing over the water making strange sounds. - "Tain de Brouillard, J'y vois que dalle... Olaf va me chercher a manger G faim !" - "Heu chef puis-je me per..." - "Ta gueule Olaf va me chercher un steack" - *glurps* A huge roar emerge from the lower bridge, followed by a scream of terror and a fat Schrounpch! - "Chef! Chef! Ya Olaf qui vient de servir de repas a la derniere vache du bateau..." - "Putain Johran je t'avais dis qu'il fallait pas leur filer de viande après minuit" - "Depuis que hagbard a manger le chat, on l'avais dresser a chasser les rats. Depuis Chef elle est devenu complement schyzophrene et la elle me suis du regard , j'aime pas ca du tout" - " T'en fait pas elle va pas te bouloter avant quelques heures vu qu'elle doit commencer par digerer olaf ... Sinon ca fait combien de temps qu'on est parti de notre banquise natale pour rechercher le royaume des dieux?" - "Onze Barrils de grog Chef!... il reste plus que la moitié d'un tonneau. Tout l'equipage a les yeux rivés dessus en affutant ses couteaux. On va plus tenir tres longtemps" - "Ok fo absolument faire quelques chose... Hissez la grand Voile !!!!" The reminding crew put on the great sail. Just at this time a huge thunder storm suddently breaks the fog and strong wind began to burst. Getting stronger and stonger the wind turns the storm into a hurricane blasting the small boat away... the sailors were litteraly floating in the air and driven in the land far far away. The wind stopped and the wreckrage crew just land on a nice green field with little landing airbags, known also as halflings. In front of them a huge team of Chaos beast and warriors a bit upsetted the disturbance of their diet half meal. Still recovering from the emotion and still a bit groggy... - "On est mort, chef?" - "Ouvre les yeux Johran... Tu vois il ya du monde pour nous acclamer, de belles vaches bien tendres et justeuse, des Barrils de Grog a profusion, et meme des gars sur ki passer ses nerfs a grand coup de latte dans la face... c les vertes prairies de Valhalla" A scream of joy and rage burst from every crew member's throat "Chhhhhaaaarrrgggggeeerrr!!!", while they were quickly covering the few meters separating them from their preys... That's how they first land on a blood bowl field believing they went directly to valhalla, and they are still fanatic believers. |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Minotaur
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5 | 5 | 1 | 8 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal Guard, Multiple Block |
-ag, n, m | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 1 | 29/31 | 150k
(0)k |
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| 2 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up Guard, Tackle |
20 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 23/31 | 130k
(150)k |
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| 3 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 90k
(95)k |
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| 4 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up Guard, Mighty Blow |
n | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 17/31 | 130k
(125)k |
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| 5 |
Catcher
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7 | 4 | 3 | 7 | Block, Catch +ST, Dodge, +MA |
19 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 47/51 | 170k
(210)k |
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| 6 |
Catcher
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6 | 4 | 2 | 6 | Block, Catch +ST |
-ag, -av | 17 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10/16 | 120k
(133)k |
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| 7 |
Thrower
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Pass Dodge, Sure Hands, Accurate |
20 | 15 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 36/51 | 140k
(153)k |
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| 8 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Tackle |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 13/16 | 70k
(75)k |
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| 9 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Guard |
20 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 13/16 | 80k
(85)k |
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| 10 |
Lineman
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Block Tackle |
-st | 19 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6/16 | 70k
(45)k |
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| 11 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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| 12 |
Thrower
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Pass |
7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2/6 | 70k
(65)k |
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| 13 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up Guard, Tackle |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 20/31 | 130k
(150)k |
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| 14 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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| 15 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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| 14 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 20 (7/5/8) | | | TD Diff: | -6 (20 - 26) | | | Cas Diff: | -15 (25/9/6 - 29/18/8) |
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| Last Opponent: El canto del orco | |||||||