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Hairy Pants
Retired [S] Chaos Halfling

Can we dodge.. yes
Can we Throw .. no
Can we Cause Carnage .. Sometimes
Do we have massive amounts of luck ... yes we do

This team isn't that great, but is held above retired becuase of its amazing luck.

Beware oncomer's aband all hopes of lucky rolls, and prepare yourselves for triple skull....!!

Hairy Pants are the proud winners of the Instant Stunty Tournament #5.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Motor Horns
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 7
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Block, Tackle, Pro, Multiple Block, Claw, Shadowing
 -av, n 35 1 1 0 56 3 Legend
131
 320k
(140+180)k
  
2
Mini Hoof
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Block, Multiple Block, Guard, Claw, Tentacles, Pro
   36 0 0 1 66 0 Legend
134
 320k
(140+180)k
  
3
Pantaloons 2
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
4
Jumper
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Claw, Diving Tackle, Sprint, Block
 -av 35 1 4 0 10 5 58/ 155k
(35+120)k
  
6
Fluffy Slippers
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Diving Tackle
   11 1 2 0 2 1 16/ 95k
(35+60)k
  
7
Ring
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Sure Feet, Sprint
   23 2 7 0 0 3 38/ 125k
(35+90)k
  
8
Nija Suit 2
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n, m 6 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 35k
(0)k
  
9
Pants
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   34 4 4 0 3 1 27/ 95k
(35+60)k
  
10
Skirt 2
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   6 1 0 0 1 1 8/ 65k
(35+30)k
  
12
Hat
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step, Sure Feet
 n, n, m 24 1 4 0 2 5 42/ 125k
(0)k
  
13
Texan Tie 2
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n, -av 17 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
14
Cap
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Claw
 n 35 0 0 0 0 3 15/ 100k
(70+30)k
  
16
Fan 3
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(0)k
  
10 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: Rednight Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 14  
Current Team Value: 1825k Assistant Coaches: 15  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1990k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:36 (22/4/10) |TD Diff:28 (52 - 24) |Cas Diff:47 (102/41/36 - 66/43/23)
Last Opponent: Magnates Of Mayhem