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Beery Swine!!!
Roster [X2] Dwarf

<DIV ALIGN="center"><i>Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger
Who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume,
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René DesCartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.</i>

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The Beery Swine!!! are proudly sponsored by Swill™ Beer,<BR>the beer to have when you've already had half-a-dozen.</DIV>
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<u>94 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL</u>
<div align=left><ul><li>[99] &nbsp;<i>Joseph Adaze:</i> Human Blitzer, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=375025">Indianapolis Crooks</a><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BH<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Popped by Koigan Barrelbelly on a crowdpush<li>[98] &nbsp;<i>Sour Patch:</i> Werewolf, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=372776">Necro Lax</a><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BH<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Popped by Tegnar Kegslayer<li>[97] &nbsp;<i>Fried Cheese:</i> Necro Zombie, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=372776">Necro Lax</a><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SI - Fractured Leg (Niggling Injury)<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Popped by Koigan Barrelbelly on a crowdpush<li>[96] &nbsp;<i>Thunder:</i> Saurus, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=43643">Shedded Skins</a><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BH<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Popped by Malbur Stoutbrewer<li>[95] &nbsp;<i>GOLDGLV:</i> Human Catcher, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=384084">Prison Pro Shop</a><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BH<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Popped by Fabur Beerchaser</ul></div>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Koigan Barrelbelly
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 90k
(95)k
  
2
Droigo Barrelbelly
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
  
3
Nambli Foamfollower
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80)k
  
4
Tegnar Kegslayer
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
   4 1 0 0 2 0 5/6 80k
(80)k
  
5
Fabur Beerchaser
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block
   4 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 100k
(105)k
  
6
Fugnar Tinybladder
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block
   2 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 100k
(105)k
  
7
Tilin Alechewer
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(75)k
  
8
Nuli Deepmug
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
9
Varan Lagerlifter
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(75)k
  
10
Fegnus Foambeard
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(75)k
  
11
Malbur Stoutbrewer
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(75)k
  
12
Komli Barbrawler
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
12 players  
Coach: LurkingGrue Re-Rolls (80k): 3  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1210k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:4 (1/1/2) |TD Diff:-4 (3 - 7) |Cas Diff:5 (6/2/0 - 1/2/0)
Last Opponent: Prison Pro Shop