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Ken's Team Names Of Pure EVIL
Retired [X] Dark Elf

My homage to the dark prince of team-names

KENTHIS

(look him up and pay your respects you heathens)

Taking a perfectly good word and using the dark arts to mix it up

OR - MY FAVOURITE

Taking two totally unrelated words and making them fit, a bit like the old films where there would be a mad scientist who likes to experiment by creating an ungodly mix of 2 different species/items....

"MWA HA HA HA....IT'S ALIVE.....I GIVE YOU MY FINEST CREATION...HALF DOG, HALF CLOTHESPEG....THE DOGSPEG!"

"WOOF?" (Bury that juicy bone or hang up that sheet on the line...ARRGGHHH, I cannot choose)

(thats probably the randomest thing I have ever written)

KEN, to me you're a mad scientist. Who dabbles in the darkest arts to create team names of unholy power....

Well, they make my eyes hurt reading them, and I'm close to offering my cat to SATAN whenever I visit your overview.....

(If you're a 42 year old civil servant from Scunthorpe then my illusions will be so shattered...Hang on, civil servants are EVIL TOO.....)


<b>XXX NOTE XXX

This team is a tribute act....you know like ABCD instead of ACDC etc....
Due to this fact it is HIGHLY unlikley that I will ever play them, cause all elves actually SUCK and I HATE THEM</b>

<b>(30/7/07 - DONT EXPECT THESE TO BE EVER PLAYED AGAIN)</b>

OR

I may play them so I can come up with ever more stupid connotations of normal words to worship the EVIL ONE .....
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
6
Growl teacosy
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 1 0 0 1 0 3/ 70k
(70)k
  
7
Sleep Carpet
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
8
Glove Rhubarb
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
9
Oyster Robot
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
10
Foot Shed
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
11
Snake Laptop
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
12
Can Tulip
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
13
Backflip Sofa
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 70k
(70)k
  
14
Ear Trombone
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(70)k
  
15
Cat Lightbulb
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
16
Pint Doorknob
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Calcium Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 990k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-3 (0 - 3) |Cas Diff:0 (0/1/0 - 0/1/0)
Last Opponent: gentlemanly lizards