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Jakses drenge
Retired [X2] Skaven

All rats are former conspiracist of Sarkozys, Jean-Marie LeBlancs and stupid Theos plan to burn Rasmussen. However Every single rat was found guilty in excessive use of extacy, opium, steroids and of course rat poisen. So now all rats have been judged unworty of further participation in the tour de France. The rats immediately responded by burning down the Eifel tour and:

"... We also installed road-side-bombs on the Champs-Élysées"

Says the "jakses drenges" spokesrat - "Disposable britneyrat". He later in the interview adds:

"We have chosen to persue Blood bowl since this sport has less focus on doping. We do not believ the Tour de France should disqualify athletes for use of opium and extasy - and who does'nt use steroids, EPO and what not these days"

In raving madness the team leader yels "YOU HAV'NT SEEN THE LAST OF US THEO... WE WILL SUPPORT RASMUSSEN FROM NOW ON!!!" as he downs a buttle of Brodifacoum and then frowns and says to himself "this shit gets weaker and weaker... got to get some stronger anticoagulant poison... can´t believe stupid Cheminova is jumping that nature wagon..."
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Jacob er ond
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
  
2
Jacob er sur
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
  
3
Dopet løberrottesvin
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(90)k
  
4
Epo drikkende skiden rotte
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(90)k
  
5
gi-mig-anaboler-rotte
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(90)k
  
6
rottegiftdopet narkorotte
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(90)k
  
7
disposable ratkid
Lineman
7 3 3 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(55)k
  
8
disposable rasmussen
Lineman
7 3 3 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(55)k
  
9
disposable ratter
Lineman
7 3 3 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(55)k
  
10
disposable teenrat
Lineman
7 3 3 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(55)k
  
11
disposable britneyrat
Lineman
7 3 3 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(55)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Izimpondo Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1000k Apothecary: Yes  

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