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Kaos Is A Disease-I'm The CURE
Retired [Q] Khemri

----- CHAOS -----

1. They smell real bad. They don't wash. They are allergic to soap.
2. All chaos are egomaniacs. They get claw/RSC and it's "look how 'ard I am..."
3. They always tear up BLOOD BOWL pitches with their hooves.
4. Chaos warriors think they are indestructible.
5. Goats eat everything. Even their own waste products. UGH.
6. CHAOS DWARVES count as CHAOS too. They are just shorter....but twice as smelly....

Ok so I'm running out of reasonable reasons why I hate CHAOS.
I just do OK? Is this just a tad irrational? HELL YEAH!

My ongoing KHEMRI mission to purge the pitches of CHAOS scum continues in FACTION.

1. KILL A CHAOS PLAYER
2. MAKE SURE THEY'RE DEAD
3. JUMP ON THEIR CORPSES UNTIL THEY TURN INTO A BIG PILE OF BLOODY GOO
4. GO AFTER THE REMAINING LIVING TEAM MEMBERS
5. GOTO 1.

(picking up the ball + scoring would be a nice bonus)

XXXXX CHAOS IS A DISEASE......WE ARE THE CURE XXXXX
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
  2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 110k
(123)k
 
2
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(123)k
 
3
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(123)k
 
5
Blitz-Ra
6 3 2 8
Block, Regenerate
  2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 90k
(85)k
 
7
Thro-Ra
5 3 2 7
Pass, Regenerate, Sure Hands
  2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 70k
(75)k
 
9
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30)k
 
10
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30)k
 
11
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30)k
 
12
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
  2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(30)k
 
13
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30)k
 
14
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
  2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(30)k
 
11 players  
Coach: Calcium Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Khemri Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 900k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:2 (1/0/1) |TD Diff:1 (2 - 1) |Cas Diff:0 (1/1/0 - 1/0/1)
Last Opponent: Tu Madre esta con Nos