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We hates dem wimpy 'umanz, We 'ates dem stunty Dwarveziz We'ate dem stinking dead men, And we really bloody 'ate 'dem poncy Elf twerps. We want Lizard Gizzards, and rat's guts and Hummie heads! We want's to be spillin' blood, and breakin' bones! We's gonna hear you crying and cursin' and moanin' We's gonna win, and you can't stop us! WAAAAAAAAGH! War poem from legendary Goblin poet Zigfreed Zoom-Zoom. *It's worth noting that many Goblins and other Orc 'Employees' will attempt to humor their slave-masters in order to earn their favor, and avoid the humilation, beatings, and death through exhaustion that often results from being on the lower rungs of Orc society. It almost never works but apparently the Orcs like Zigfried's ability to create (what they hear as) rhyming poems, and his (in their bizarre opinion) eloquent use of wording. To them he creates works that are like the gentle caress of classical music. Classical music that makes an average Orc just want to rip someone apart. (Edit Bio) |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 4 | 9 | Block Guard, +AG |
22 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 23/ | 140k
(128)k |
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| 2 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block +MA, Mighty Blow |
22 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 25/ | 130k
(125)k |
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| 3 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard, Mighty Blow, Kick |
21 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 32/ | 140k
(133)k |
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| 4 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 5 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 14/ | 100k
(100)k |
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| 6 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 10/ | 100k
(100)k |
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| 7 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(40)k |
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| 8 |
Blitzer
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard |
-ma | 12 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8/ | 100k
(80)k |
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| 9 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 50k
(50)k |
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| 10 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Dirty Player |
22 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/ | 70k
(100)k |
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| 11 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands +AG, Accurate |
13 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 16/ | 130k
(105)k |
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| 12 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, +MA |
22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 19/ | 100k
(105)k |
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| 13 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Guard |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 22/ | 120k
(128)k |
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| 14 |
Troll
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4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate Block |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 12/ | 130k
(110)k |
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| 15 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(15)k |
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| Games Played: | 22 (5/6/11) | | | TD Diff: | -8 (18 - 26) | | | Cas Diff: | 25 (26/11/8 - 5/10/5) |
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| Last Opponent: Markland Vikings | |||||||