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Reindeer Rejects Inc
Roster [R] Lizardmen

These fine specimens tried out for Santa's team of reindeer, but were rejected. THEY ARE NOT HAPPY!

1 Speed Bump
2 Clod
3 Beer Gut
4 Jockstrap
5 Greaseball
6 Warthog
7 Toad
8 Nose Hair
9 Hangover
10 Camel Toe
11 Ragweed
12 Flatulence

NEXT TO DIE ON THE FIELD IN A BLAZE OF GLORY:
Ear wax --

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer:

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would know he’d been drinking.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names; they still do!
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games; he was drunk!

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Fat Bastard must be drunk too!

Now all the reindeer hated him even more
as they shouted out with spite,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you're going to f**king die tonight!


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AGAIN, THIS TEAM WILL NOT PLAY TEAMS WITH A DP!
(I don't mind fouling, but I hate the DP!)
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1526053">PROOF THE DP IS BROKEN</a>

THIS TEAM WILL NOT PLAY TEAMS WITH A STAR PLAYER!

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Speed Bump
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
2
Clod
Saurus Blocker
5 4 1 9 -ma 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
3
Beer Gut
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
4
Jockstrap
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
5
Greaseball
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
6
Warthog
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9   3 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
7
Toad
Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
8
Nose Hair
Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
9
Hangover
Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Side Step
   3 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
10
Camel Toe
Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Sprint
   3 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
11
Ragweed
Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
12
Flatulence
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
12 players  
Coach: VinnieSpleenmasher Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Lizardmen Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1220k (±180) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1220k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (2/0/1) |TD Diff:3 (4 - 1) |Cas Diff:-2 (1/0/1 - 3/1/0)
Last Opponent: Busy Dead´s