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<c><p><h1>Lord Mountjoy and Jeremy: A Tale of Toffs</h1></p> <p>It all began, 20 years ago.........young Mountjoy was a splendid, bouncing baby boy, born into wealthy blood. Son and heir to the Mountjoy fortune, perpetuated out of slavery and selling black market organs, he had want for nothing. At the tender age of six, Mountjoy junior asked Mummy and Daddy for a pony. Miss hearing their son, due to a terrible speech impediment, they bought him an ogre who he named Jeremy. For the last 20 years, Lord Mountjoy and Jeremy were the best of friends; skipping through the poppy fields together and laughing at poor people and having a gay time.</p><p>Mountjoy and all the rugby player chaps from the boarding school decided that Blood Bowl needed a bit of upper class, and squandering his parents fortune away bribed officials and bought bright pink outfits for all the chaps. They like dicing with danger and have a terrible win record due to the fact that they have very little talent; just lots of money</p><p>They will be losing to a team near you very soon................</p> |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Guard |
  | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 10/16 | 160k
(140+20)k |
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2 |
Thrower
|
6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands +ST, Block, Pro |
  | 16 | 19 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 41/51 | 160k
(70+90)k |
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3 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block Guard |
  | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10/16 | 110k
(90+20)k |
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4 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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5 |
Catcher
|
8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge Block, Sure Feet |
m | 16 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 22/31 | 100k
(0)k |
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6 |
Catcher
|
8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge Nerves Of Steel |
  | 14 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9/16 | 90k
(60+30)k |
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7 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Kick |
  | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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8 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
  | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 90k
(90+0)k |
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9 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Mighty Blow |
-av | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 13/16 | 110k
(90+20)k |
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10 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard |
  | 16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 17/31 | 100k
(50+50)k |
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11 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
  | 16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 12/16 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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13 |
Catcher
|
9 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge +MA |
  | 11 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9/16 | 90k
(60+30)k |
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14 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block Strip Ball, Mighty Blow |
  | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 19/31 | 130k
(90+40)k |
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12 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 16 (1/2/13) | | | TD Diff: | -24 (11 - 35) | | | Cas Diff: | -6 (14/5/3 - 12/12/4) |
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Last Opponent: Honey Badgers |