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"If you can't beat them with skill, beat them with a stick" (Chapter 1, Para 2) "It's not cheating if the referee has been carried off in a full body cast" (Chapter 12, Para 3) "Sometimes subtlety comes in the form of a head-butt " (Chapter 13, Para 14) "When discussing strategy, it is not vital that one knows what they are talking about. One must meerly SOUND clever by, for example referring to oneself in the first person. The affect is exacerbated by an exponential factor if overly long words are used to obfuscate the inherently obtuse message (which, let us not forget, is essentially being made up on the spot) When you have the audiences attention, but not their understanding, you are the master! They will nod sagely without actually admitting that they do not understand what on earth you are saying. From then on, you may say what you wish, and publish whatever crap you have rattling around in your head, and people will buy it. After all, it works for self-help books" ('I'm Awesome, You all Suck' available from this author in all bad bookshops now - Editor) Chapter 3, Para 14557 All quotations are from Cyber-Coach Tin Zoo's (Pictured left) 'Art of Gore for Business, Blood-Bowl and competitive melon farming' <U>Team Progress</U> So, two games, one win. Good brutal stuff both times. Against the halflings we played first, at least half the little guys got Badly hurt. That's some good violence being dealt out there. In the second game, we suffered a death! Ah well, such is Orc life. Again, the Chaos team suffered more with the Mino being Badly hurt, and a beastman taking on a Serious Injury! Third game, a victory against a High Elf team with a boring coach. A good win, but yet more injuries, including a niggling BOB means I go into the next game with 9 players! |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard |
3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8/ | 100k
(115)k |
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| 2 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard |
3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 7/ | 100k
(115)k |
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| 3 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 5 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 100k
(100)k |
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| 6 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 7 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Block |
3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 9/ | 90k
(105)k |
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| 8 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 50k
(50)k |
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| 9 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 50k
(50)k |
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| 10 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 11 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | m | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 50k
(0)k |
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| 9 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 3 (2/1/0) | | | TD Diff: | 4 (5 - 1) | | | Cas Diff: | 4 (8/1/0 - 1/3/1) |
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| Last Opponent: Stay Alive | |||||||