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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=474332#">Zombie Mistresses</a> ---------- <h3>Winner of </h3> <table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5"><!-- <tr valign="top" ><!-- <th colspan="3">FUMBBL SMACK Experienced LXXIX</th></tr><!-- <tr ><!-- </tr><!-- <tr><!-- <td lowspan="1"><table border="0" width="100%"><tr valign="middle" align="left"><td width="1"><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2271446"><img border="0" src="FUMBBL/Images/Details_small.gif" /></a></td><td><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=408709" >Hades Demolition Krew</a><br /><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=438785">Purple Departed</a></td><td align="right">1<br />2</td></tr></table></td><!-- <td rowspan="2"><table border="0" width="100%"><tr valign="middle" align="left"><td width="1"><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2271502"><img border="0" src="FUMBBL/Images/Details_small.gif" /></a></td><td><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=438785" >Purple Departed</a><br /><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=474332">Zombie's got Back!</a></td><td align="right">1<br />1</td></tr></table></td><!-- <td rowspan="4"><table border="0" width="100%"><tr valign="middle" align="left"><td width="1"><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2282257"><img border="0" src="FUMBBL/Images/Details_small.gif" /></a></td><td><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=474332">Zombie's got Back!</a><br /><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=477449" >Jaded Foolish</a></td><td align="right">1<br />0</td></tr></table></td><!-- </tr><!-- <tr><!-- <td rowspan="1"><table border="0" width="100%"><tr valign="middle" align="left"><td width="1"><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2271442"><img border="0" src="FUMBBL/Images/Details_small.gif" /></a></td><td><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=474332">Zombie's got Back!</a><br /><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=479459" >Jemaline Brigade</a></td><td align="right">2<br />1</td></tr></table></td><!-- </tr><!-- <tr><!-- <td rowspan="1"><table border="0" width="100%"><tr valign="middle" align="left"><td width="1"><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2271418"><img border="0" src="FUMBBL/Images/Details_small.gif" /></a></td><td><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=477449">Jaded Foolish</a><br /><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=473037" >Landen's Lost Wretches</a></td><td align="right">2<br />0</td></tr></table></td><!-- <td rowspan="2"><table border="0" width="100%"><tr valign="middle" align="left"><td width="1"><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2271472"><img border="0" src="FUMBBL/Images/Details_small.gif" /></a></td><td><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=477449">Jaded Foolish</a><br /><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=432603" >indie rock and roll</a></td><td align="right">2<br />1</td></tr></table></td><!-- </tr><!-- <tr><!-- <td rowspan="1"><table border="0" width="100%"><tr valign="middle" align="left"><td width="1"><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2271416"><img border="0" src="FUMBBL/Images/Details_small.gif" /></a></td><td><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=478418" >Regenerate</a><br /><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=432603">indie rock and roll</a></td><td align="right">0<br />2</td></tr></table></td><!-- </tr><!-- </table><!-- ---------- <b>Trying to "Fill the grid" by playing every race once. Currently need to play</b> Amazon Dark Elf Dwarf Elf Goblin Halfling High Elf Human Khemri Nurgle Ogre Vampire Wood Elf ---------- <b>Sung to the tune of Bab'y got back by Sir Mix-a-lot</b> I like dead butts and I can not lie You necromancers can't deny That when the living dead with an itty bitty waist Put that dead flesh in your face You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the rags she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh zombie, I wanna get with ya And foul and block ya My homeboys tried to warn me But that pus you got's making me so horny Ooh, Rump-o'-dead-skin You say you wanna get in my Team? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average zombie I've seen them foulin' And I started howlin' She's dead, shredded, Fillin' enemies with mortal dread I'm tired of magazines Sayin' live butts are the thing Take the average Ghoul and ask him that She gotta pack dead back So, Wights! (Yeah!) Wights! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to decompose! (decompose!) decompose! (decompose!) Shake that undead butt! Zombie got back! (Nightmare face with the Graveyard booty) Zombie got back! I like 'em dead, and depraved And when I'm robbin' a grave I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like wild animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And block! multi-block, block! block! I ain't talkin' bout Golems 'Cause stitched up parts are made for toys I want 'em real foul and putrid So foul that you'll see double Focus's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at dwarf videos bearded bimbos walkin' like hoes! You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women in limbo A word to the amazon sisters, I wanna get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *kill* And raise you up at dawn Baby got it goin' on A lot of coaches won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So, zombies! {Yeah!} zombies! {Yeah} If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!} Then turn around! Stick it out! Even living boys boys got to shout Zombies got back! Zombies got back! Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, A pulse ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, Only if she's diseased. So you hired Zara the Slayer, thinking that you'll have a prayer But the slayer ain't got a prayer against none of my player's My disease sprayer don't want none Unless your buns are dead, hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, But please don't lose that butt Some skellys wanna play that "hard" role And tell you that the butt ain't gold So they detach it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Good Health says you're dead Well they're messed in the head! 'Cause your flesh is rough and your waist's half missin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the healthy dames in the magazines: You ain't it, Miss Thing! Give me a dead sister, I can't resist her A long pine box didn't miss her Some bonehead tried to dis 'Cause his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to kill 'em And I raise 'em just to get wit 'em So ladies, if the butt is dead, And you wanna eat whats in my head, Dial 1-900-FOCUS quick, And kick them nasty thoughts Zombie got back! (Missin' half her middle but she got much back) [4x] ---------- |
New Team Page Beta
| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Mummy
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3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate Block |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 13/16 | 130k
(138)k |
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| 2 |
Mummy
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3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 110k
(123)k |
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| 3 |
Wight
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Regenerate |
6 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4/6 | 90k
(105)k |
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| 4 |
Wight
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Regenerate Mighty Blow |
6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/16 | 120k
(128)k |
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| 5 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 30k
(40)k |
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| 6 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate Dirty Player |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 50k
(95)k |
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| 7 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 30k
(40)k |
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| 8 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 30k
(40)k |
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| 9 |
Zombie
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4 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate +ST |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 80k
(123)k |
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| 10 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 30k
(40)k |
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| 11 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate Dirty Player |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 12/16 | 50k
(95)k |
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| 12 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 30k
(40)k |
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| 13 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 30k
(40)k |
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| 14 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate |
-av | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 30k
(20)k |
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| 15 |
Ghoul
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 70k
(75)k |
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| 16 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 30k
(40)k |
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| Games Played: | 6 (2/3/1) | | | TD Diff: | 1 (5 - 4) | | | Cas Diff: | -6 (6/8/4 - 12/8/4) |
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| Last Opponent: Boiling Bunny Brawlers | |||||||