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More Humid than Human
Roster [L] Human

Member of the House of 1000 Mammals league, biatch.

Game 1: Had an epic battle versus the undead team where we got physically assaulted miraculously we had a chance to tie the game late but our foolish blitzer fell down. Final 1-0 loss, 0 level ups.

Game 2: Pulled off a 2-0 win over the Necromantic squad, took 1 CAS when Milkman Dan broke his own neck blocking a guy. The apothecary failed him and was later killed by the fans of the humans, he was replaced by a more competent apoth. We did win the scoring battle but yet again got man handled on the field. Final 2-0 win, 0 level ups.

Game 3: Ended up tying the Amazon sluts 1-1 in a hard fought game, He Fast scored quickly in the 2nd half but we could not stop the onslaught of knock outs the zons put on our skull. The game was so brutal that He Fast was aged after it due to trauma. Final 1-1 tie, 3 level ups, He Fast, Bug-Eyed Earl, and Busted Spleen.

Game 4: Squeaked out a win versus the scum orcs, 1-0 we lost Ted Johnson to the bastard fans of the orcs pushed into the crowded then torn apart. Hurter the Ogre joined the cause to avenge Ted's death. Final 1-0 win, 1 level up Break Me Please.

Game 5: Took down the dwarves 2 to zip in a bit of a CF game, Alpha Mammal had to keep the ball in his hands due to bad weather conditions but managed to score along with Break Me Please. Final 2-0 win, 1 level up Alpha Mammal.

Game 6: A sloppy game that felt the presense of Hurter the new Ogre he smashed 2 of the league leading Grim lovin bastids skulls in, including a Mummy. No team was able to score due to poor play so we earned a tie. Final 0-0 tie, 1 level up Break Me Please.

Game 7: Break Me Please took over the game on offense and defense reaking havoc on the Orc passing game. He scored both TDs in the win and Bug-Eye Earl got the teams first INT. The orcs were shamed. Final 2-0 win, 0 level ups.

Game 8: We beat the Necros 2-1 Hurter when on a rampage again Killing Bits n Pieces and BH another skunk. The catchers dominated the offense with the 2 scores failed at the end on a third trying to get greedy and let a blitzer score but it wasn't meant to be. Final 2-1 win, 3 level ups Hurter, Break Me Please, Busted Spleen.

Game 9: A craptacular game where we ended up winning 1-0 vs the scum dwarves. We lost he fast our elite catcher to a botched apoth jobbie. The apoth was killed after the game and fed to wild dogs. Final 1-0 win, 1 level up Max Power.

Game 10: An epic smack down of the amazons, Area Madman scored twice in the win and Bug-Eyed Earl capped off the third score. Milkman Dan put the smackdown on the Amazon squad with 2 CAS and Max Power took care of another. Final 3-0 Win, 3 level ups Milkman Dan, Bug-Eyed Earl, and Area Madman.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Max Power
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Strip Ball
 n 13 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
2
Milkman Dan
Blitzer
7 3 2 8
Block
Mighty Blow
 -ag 12 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
3
HURTER
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
   8 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 160k
(140+20)k
  
4
Bug-Eyed Earl
Blitzer
8 3 3 8
Block
+MA, Tackle
   13 1 2 1 1 2 21/31 140k
(90+50)k
  
5
Alpha Mammal
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Strong Arm
   12 11 1 0 1 1 21/31 120k
(70+50)k
  
6
Break Me Please
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, Pro
   12 2 7 0 0 3 38/51 120k
(60+60)k
  
7
Crispy Creme
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
 n 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
Busted Spleen
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Strip Ball
   13 1 0 0 1 5 28/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
9
Ruptured Tendon
Lineman
6 3 3 8   12 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
So Dead
Lineman
6 3 3 8 n 12 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Not Quite Dead Yet
Lineman
6 3 3 8   13 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Stupid Rookie
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
13
Area Madman
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
+AG
 n 6 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 130k
(90+40)k
  
14
He Faster
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
15
Beer Bong
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
15 players  
Coach: blinkowitz Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 1700k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1700k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:13 (9/2/2) |TD Diff:11 (17 - 6) |Cas Diff:-4 (8/5/2 - 7/9/3)
Last Opponent: Orcsbane knights