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Roster [R] Chaos Chosen

Not the best start in the world with a 0-1 loss to WE's right out of the gate. The loss wasn't a suprise, but the fact of 50 blocks with 0 CAS was. I am sending these guys to hitting school, so you better watch out now!

They all failed hitting school. Still no CAS!!! Game 2 (vs. orcs, so a bit better with the AV) another 48 blocks = 0 CAS.

Game 3 (Orcs again... I need to play softer folk next game maybe) = 49 more blocks without a CAS.

147 Blocks in a row without a CAS!!!

When will the dam finally break? Or when will I finally break my mouse by hurling it at my monitor in rage that my beasties can't hit worth sh*t!?!


A Mircale has happened! Game 4 (vs. Orcs again... guess I am a masochist) Turn 1 a SI!!! and a BH in the same game! Look out they are on fire now!

150 blocks without a CAS.... 199 blocks with 2 CAS total.

Game 5 = 58 blocks & 3 CAS (but one was by foul)

5 Games, 257 blocks with 4 CAS Total.

Game6 = 62 blocks & 3 CAS (one by foul)

Totals = 6 Games 319 blocks with 6 CAS Total. Woo-Hoo! up to averaging 1 CAS per game!

Game 7 = 49 blocks and 2 CAS (one by crowd surf)

Totals = 7 Games 368 blocks and 7 CAS total. Still ave. one per game :)

Game 8 = 40 blocks and no CAS

Totals = 8 Games 408 blocks and 7 CAS total.

Game 9 = 48 blocks and 2 CAS

Totals = 9 Games 456 blocks and 9 CAS total. Back to 1 CAS per game!

Game 10 I guess once hitting double digits in games, my team decided to wake up! 52 blocks and 4 CAS (BH, SI, 2 RIPs).

Unless they go back to wussing out for a couple games, I think they are finally on track and I can stop posting their humiliating CAS stats.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Teddy Bear
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
   10 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 150k
(150+0)k
  
2
GI Joe
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block
 n 10 1 0 0 4 1 14/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
3
Jack in the Box
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Guard, Block
   11 0 1 0 3 2 19/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
4
He-Man
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
5
Barbie
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 8
Claw
 -av 4 0 1 0 3 1 14/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
6
Chutes and Ladders
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Kick
   11 1 0 0 1 2 13/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
7
Sorry
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player
   11 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
8
Hungry Hungry Hippo
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow
   11 0 4 0 3 0 18/31 100k
(60+40)k
  
9
Bob The Builder
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Claw
   10 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
10
Dora The Explorer III
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
11
Nemo
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   11 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
12
Operation II
Beastman Runner
7 3 3 8
Horns
+MA, Block
   9 0 8 0 0 1 29/31 110k
(60+50)k
  
13
Old Maid
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   11 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
14
Lite Brite
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Jxaing Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 1620k (±280) Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1620k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (8/2/1) |TD Diff:11 (16 - 5) |Cas Diff:5 (9/5/6 - 7/6/2)
Last Opponent: Merwyn's Flying Eagles