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<b>Metalocalypse</b> is an American animated television series on <b>Adult Swim</b> created by Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha that premiered in August 2006. The show parodies other "band" and supernatural programs, combining dark comedy and Apocalyptic intrigue in following the exploits of the part-American/part-Scandinavian death metal band Dethklok. The episodes follow the band's everyday life, with a Dethklok song being a common feature near the end of every episode. The music is written by guitarist/creator Brendon Small, is credited to the band, and is featured in most episodes including actual guitar-fingerings and other band-movements of the characters. In the series, Dethklok is a band which enjoys a popularity level unheard of in reality, ranking as the seventh largest economy on Earth by the second season. Its popularity is such that impressionable fans will do anything its songs tell them to, even if that means death, which is usually the case. In "Dethgov", fans of Dethklok murder the governor of Florida after he disrespects Nathan, then they proceed to elect Nathan governor in a landslide write-in victory. If Dethklok endorses a product or service, competitors are quickly driven out of business. Organizations worldwide, ranging from governments to businesses, go out of their way to avoid hindering Dethklok, to the point that the band is allowed to maintain its own police force and can get away with any crime imaginable with virtually no repercussions. The members of Dethklok are generally portrayed as <b>sociopathic</b> and <b>inept</b> in all things non-musical except for negotiating their own contracts. They have unconcerned, apathetic, and often oblivious attitudes toward the violence that occurs around them - they even approve of or are artistically pleased by death or mayhem. The band members share an obsession with the dark and morbid, often choosing whether or not to do something based on how "brutal" or "metal" they believe it to be. The band members also have a great love of money, and are wasteful and unappreciative with material possessions. The band members are shown to care very little about how they spend their money just as long as they have it. All members of the group suffer from extreme alcoholism, and references to drug use are not uncommon; Pickles is the worst offender among them, although all members have addictive personalities. They are clueless about the real world and, despite their vast wealth and success, have self-esteem issues which manifest through various behaviors and surface to varying degrees during the show. All members are also shown to have repressed issues with their families which greatly affect their emotional states and psychological health. This also drives their underlying "creative rage" they express through their metal music. They all display a discomfort with emotional intimacy and maintain a repressed loathing for each other through the use of insulting comments and demeaning jokes. Despite this, they have an insular and notably codependent relationship with each other, rarely spending time apart or making decisions on their own. |
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Beastman
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Beastman
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Beastman
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Beastman
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Beastman
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Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
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Chaos Warrior
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 100k
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Chaos Warrior
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