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Zhufbar Dept. of Philosophy
Retired [X2] Dwarf

<DIV ALIGN="center"><i>Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger
Who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume,
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René DesCartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.</i>
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Dwarves not being much for philosophy, the Zhufbar Dept. of Philosophy finds itself
perennially underfunded (actually, they haven't had a student in nearly a century. The
rest of the faculty strongly suggests the philosophers have just found a great excuse
to sit around, drink beer and avoid student contact. The philosophers reply
that the beer helps immensely in the comprehension of their esoteric texts) and has
turned to Bloodbowl in order to fund their "research". In order to protect their reputations
as serious academics, the philosophers have taken on the surname of their favorite
thinkers as pseudonyms. For first names they've all taken on the name Bruce to make
things easy to remember....</DIV>
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Bruce Heidegger
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
 n 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(79)k
  
3
Bruce Hume
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
  
4
Bruce Freidrich Hegel
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 80k
(80)k
  
5
Bruce Wittgenstein
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 80k
(80)k
  
6
Bruce Schlegel
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
  
7
Bruce Nietzsche
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
8
Bruce Socrates
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(75)k
  
9
Bruce Stuart Mill
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(75)k
  
10
Bruce Plato
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
11
Bruce Aristotle
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
12
Bruce Hobbes
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
11 players  
Coach: LurkingGrue Re-Rolls (80k): 2  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1030k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (0/0/3) |TD Diff:-6 (0 - 6) |Cas Diff:0 (0/2/0 - 0/1/1)
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