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Qxytl Croakers
Roster [X] Lizardmen

The Qxytl Croakers were established by a fledgling Slaan that had little if any idea what he was doing. Their initial performance was described by some as "lack-luster", "Pathetic", "Unconscionable", and "A complete disgrace to everything scaly."

Disheartend but not deterred our industrious team owner put several plans into motion. These plans were faulty and had more holes than a Middenheim peasant's undergarments. Nevertheless, he followed through and, with an astounding amount of luck and investment; he managed to save his team.

This near impossible feat involved the Croakers getting a match against a much more successful team (pretty much a team that had not had 70% of its members slain during their first game) and absconding with their coaching and support staff.

As luck would have it (cold and miserable) the Croakers stumbled upon a team willing to meet their challenge: Da 'it Skwad. Truth be told this team would meet any challenge up to and including ransacking an old folks home including the old folks themselves.

Wazzdakka, the head coach of Da 'it Skwad took his team to Lustria in search of conquest. His team had never faced Lizardmen on the pitch before and so he was excited as he often gets while thinking of violence.

The match was as expected 10-0 victory for Da 'it Skwad. The fan turnout of course went unnoticed by the jubilant Orcs and they were eventually subdued by an army of Lizardmen.

After months of torture, several dead guards, and the promise of all the Bloodweiser he could drink Wazzdakka finally agreed to work with the Croakers and make them a suitable team.

Now the Croakers are armed with marginal skill, questionable teamwork, a coach that can't understand a word they say and is perpetually drunk. PLAY BALL!!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ehecatl
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 130k
(110)k
  
2
Huehueteotl
Saurus
6 4 1 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
3
Huitzilopochtli
Saurus
6 4 1 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
4
Ixtlilton
Saurus
6 4 1 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
5
Macuilxochitl
Saurus
6 4 1 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
6
Metzli
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(75)k
  
7
Mictlan
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(75)k
  
8
Mictlantecihuatl
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(75)k
  
9
Mixcoatl
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(75)k
  
10
Nanauatzin
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(75)k
  
11
Omacatl
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(75)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Wazzdakka Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Lizardmen Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1000k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:0 (0/0/0) |TD Diff:0 (0 - 0) |Cas Diff:0 (0/0/0 - 0/0/0)